How To Win My Heart

I want a man just like Dad So to find him let me start by saying He is one of a kind so it will be hard to find He worked on construction sites all my life he has a dirty mouth but not around his wife Dad told six of us girls that men are like turds They smell, and some are long and skinny and some are short and fat In life some are sinkers and some are floater steer clear of those girls in life go for the double flusher he is the kind that just when you think he is down and out you can hear him pop right back in again Now Dad gave this advice to all of us you see I know I have been single most all my life looking for a TURD without blow flies Tricia Bernard 6/19/2015 The Interview