How To Read Your Pal's Mind

Getting confused between the two Wondering what they think about you Who thinks you are trustworthy friend And who thinks that you will bring his friendship to an end Although you can’t say what they are thinking by how they pretend But it can help you to some extent Like Old Phil, he’s looking at the clock Maybe he is waiting for his daughter to take a walk And his daughter is looking at her father Wondering how to get rid of this walking disaster Now comes stage two, the tricky part How to be sure that you predictions are right, you thought Just see their body language and the way the speak If it is a smile or a squeal or a squeak Smile means best friends Squeal means they’re tensed Squeak means of you they are afraid My technique works like I said The third and the final part is the trickiest of all Do it right, or fail and fall You have to know how to react Otherwise they will win in their act If in an angry or spoilt mood You should run and hit the road Staying near that person may be hazardous to health And as you know “Health is wealth” If sad or disheartened, wish him well Let him not experience Earthly hell Make his mood better, worse do not Then he will be angry, and you will have thought If only you had listened to me You wouldn’t suffer this pain and agony If someone’s afraid just reassure him That you are a human, not a Kraken Go near him and talk with him you may But never a loud or unpleasant word you shall say The fear is coming down, it’s still not gone Just one pint of pressure can make it go all wrong If someone needs your help but he cannot speak it out Go to him and tell him to blabber it very loud Then tell him what you can try to do If you cannot, just make up a point or two He’s your friend, your help he needs By helping him, your friendship will germinate, just like a seed Though difficult at first trust slowly builds Even deeper than the oceans, or higher than the hills If someone wants to no longer be your friend You should bring the friendship to an end Pleading just heats up the argument Just keep touch with him to an extent And when opportunities rise and they will Your enmity, you can kill By impressing him to the full extent And making sure that his heart is content You can bring your friendship back Then ask what quality’s you lack Then just work to make the bad things better They will come in handy later So now I told you what to and what not to do Reading minds is what I taught you!