Wren Rushing Poet Free verse

How Does Your Contra Grow

Losing my keys can be unsettling.
Not nearly as much as finding a human skull.
Waking up naked in church is a
reoccurring dream.
Pleasant is the day when a severed finger
is found in a jar of mayonnaise
Hidden is the fact 
I lost my job at the funeral home.
For showing up on my day off.
I blush at the sight of adult diapers.
Whose keys are these?




9/21/18

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Lycia Harding October 24, 2018 at 3:39 PM awesome, Wren. Congrats on your well deserved win! xoxo Wren Rushing October 24, 2018 at 4:12 PM Thanks Lycia, have a blessed day.

James Inman October 22, 2018 at 3:45 PM Well done Wren. Wren Rushing October 22, 2018 at 4:28 PM Thanks James

Tom Cunningham October 22, 2018 at 1:24 PM Enjoyed your anti poem Wren, there's some gems on the list for sure. You've put me off mayonnaise for life lol. Tom. Wren Rushing October 22, 2018 at 2:02 PM Thanks Tom congrats to you, you don't have to give up on mayo just check it first. Wren

Line Gauthier October 22, 2018 at 10:20 AM Love it - sick halloweenish humor. Made me laugh out loud. Congrats on your top win, Wren. Wren Rushing October 22, 2018 at 11:38 AM Thank you, I set out to write the worse poem and it looks like I succeeded.

P.S. Awtry October 4, 2018 at 9:01 PM this made me laugh so hard it kinda hurt :) P.S. Awtry October 22, 2018 at 10:23 AM Back to congratulate!!! Well done :)