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Losing my keys can be unsettling. Not nearly as much as finding a human skull. Waking up naked in church is a reoccurring dream. Pleasant is the day when a severed finger is found in a jar of mayonnaise Hidden is the fact I lost my job at the funeral home. For showing up on my day off. I blush at the sight of adult diapers. Whose keys are these? 9/21/18

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Date: 10/24/2018 3:39:00 PM
awesome, Wren. Congrats on your well deserved win! xoxo
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Wren Rushing
Date: 10/24/2018 4:12:00 PM
Thanks Lycia, have a blessed day.
Date: 10/22/2018 3:45:00 PM
Well done Wren.
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Wren Rushing
Date: 10/22/2018 4:28:00 PM
Thanks James
Date: 10/22/2018 1:24:00 PM
Enjoyed your anti poem Wren, there's some gems on the list for sure. You've put me off mayonnaise for life lol. Tom.
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Wren Rushing
Date: 10/22/2018 2:02:00 PM
Thanks Tom congrats to you, you don't have to give up on mayo just check it first. Wren
Date: 10/22/2018 10:20:00 AM
Love it - sick halloweenish humor. Made me laugh out loud. Congrats on your top win, Wren.
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Wren Rushing
Date: 10/22/2018 11:38:00 AM
Thank you, I set out to write the worse poem and it looks like I succeeded.
Date: 10/4/2018 9:01:00 PM
this made me laugh so hard it kinda hurt :)
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P.S. Awtry
Date: 10/22/2018 10:23:00 AM
Back to congratulate!!! Well done :)

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