Jan Terry Poet Light Verse

House of the Crescent Moon

There is a house in my backyard
they call the 'Crescent Moon'.
I visit more than I would like
but, then no one's immune.

I've passed many an hour there,
pants below my knees.
The place is open day and night.
You can come whenever you please.

Just go in and have a seat;
You're welcome one and all.
Take a load off your feet
when nature makes that call.

So, don't be afraid to make a move.
You can even bring a friend;
Just in case, there's a double seat
and you'll be happy in the end.


Inspired by the humor of Jan Allison
Potty humor
Jan Terry
April 16, 2019

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Jerry T Curtis July 6, 2024 at 5:13 AM Jan T. I have read and like your work very much, great meter and rhyme, easy to read and a pleasure. Subjects that most people can relate to without being ladened with philosophical metaphors is what I call real poetry.......and a little poop helps too. And I agree, Jan A. is an inspiration God Bless

Gregory Richard Barden June 27, 2019 at 4:37 AM Oh, I love the turn at the "end" - charming and funny, this painted me a smile! Blessings! :o) <3

Gershon Wolf April 19, 2019 at 6:19 PM Definitely more interesting than a bicycle built for two, Janece. I see that your imagination is clearly 'on the loose' with this one. In case it gets too loose, it's either Immodium or paregoric---or maybe the long-forgotten 'Archie Bell and the Tyrells' with their (eminently forgettable) two minutes of fame, 'Tighten Up.' :) gw Jan Terry April 19, 2019 at 7:13 PM I think you are well versed in potty humor. Sometimes I just get too heavy and serious with my poetry and have to 'loosen up' a bit.

Jan Allison April 16, 2019 at 1:33 PM Ha ha ha this is hilariarse janece and it is brilliant when sung to the tune the house of the rising bum lol:-) going into my faves:-) thanks for making me smile:-) Hugs Jan xx Jan Terry April 16, 2019 at 1:59 PM You are 'The Master Punster' of Poetrysoup, Jan. Lol