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House of the Crescent Moon

There is a house in my backyard they call the 'Crescent Moon'. I visit more than I would like but, then no one's immune. I've passed many an hour there, pants below my knees. The place is open day and night. You can come whenever you please. Just go in and have a seat; You're welcome one and all. Take a load off your feet when nature makes that call. So, don't be afraid to make a move. You can even bring a friend; Just in case, there's a double seat and you'll be happy in the end. Inspired by the humor of Jan Allison Potty humor Jan Terry April 16, 2019

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Date: 6/27/2019 4:37:00 AM
Oh, I love the turn at the "end" - charming and funny, this painted me a smile! Blessings! :o) <3
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Date: 4/19/2019 6:19:00 PM
Definitely more interesting than a bicycle built for two, Janece. I see that your imagination is clearly 'on the loose' with this one. In case it gets too loose, it's either Immodium or paregoric---or maybe the long-forgotten 'Archie Bell and the Tyrells' with their (eminently forgettable) two minutes of fame, 'Tighten Up.' :) gw
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Jan Terry
Date: 4/19/2019 7:13:00 PM
I think you are well versed in potty humor. Sometimes I just get too heavy and serious with my poetry and have to 'loosen up' a bit.
Date: 4/16/2019 1:33:00 PM
Ha ha ha this is hilariarse janece and it is brilliant when sung to the tune the house of the rising bum lol:-) going into my faves:-) thanks for making me smile:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jan Terry
Date: 4/16/2019 1:59:00 PM
You are 'The Master Punster' of Poetrysoup, Jan. Lol