House Mouse and Titmouse Quarrel

The little house mouse said, “Isn’t it a shame, How the tufted titmouse has stolen our good name?” The titmouse could not refrain as she shook her pointed crest To answer in disdain, “You’re nothing but a pest!” “The titmouse comes from a proud family and perhaps by now you’ve guessed, We’re related to the chickadee, we fly with the very best. We’re also kin to nuthatches, but we have a broader tail. While the mouse just sits and scratches, cross the skies we sail.” The mouse was caught off guard, so embarrassed he could die Until he thought real hard and came back with this reply: “The house mouse is a mighty creature, having a feature incredible and rare, He can put a hundred and thirty pound teacher on top of a chair!”