Hot Dogs

Chinese tourists were in a cold sweat;
our cultural foods made them upset.
After hot dogs are bought,
one’s a little distraught -
“Which part of the dog did you get?”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019


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Date: 3/26/2022 3:39:00 PM
Can't we blindfold em, and see if They'll bet? I hear the Chinese don't break sweat When they rush into a wager; gambolling's Their behaviour; whether its little or large to get.
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Date: 4/14/2019 4:49:00 AM
Very funny. Kind wishes, Kai
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 4/14/2019 6:43:00 PM
G'day Kai … different cultures; different foods. Thanks for your positive comment Kai - Lindsay
Date: 3/25/2019 6:32:00 PM
Tremendous and witty Lindsay
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 3/29/2019 6:44:00 PM
Hello allen … why thoughts can put a nasty taste in your mouth - Lindsay
Date: 2/7/2019 1:43:00 PM
Hi Lindsay, Missed this fun limerick - imagine ordering a hot dog and finding out you have actually eaten part of a dog! Who knows however what actually goes into them - Nevertheless, I do enjoy a good hot dog! Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 2/7/2019 9:29:00 PM
Hello Jennifer … to be honest with you Jennifer, I don't really care either what goes in a hot dog. I don't think there's much waste any more in hamburgers, meat pies, etc. - thanks for commenting Jennifer - Lindsay
Date: 1/24/2019 5:05:00 PM
Ghastly to know that dogs are on some menu's in China. I prefer our mixed up pork hot dogs in America, not that I have ever tasted real dog. LOL Cute poem Lindsay! : ) xxoo
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/24/2019 7:57:00 PM
Hi there Connie … I don't THINK I've eaten dog and I don't THINK I've eaten horse, but how do I know. Thank you for commenting Connie - Lindsay
Date: 1/22/2019 2:58:00 PM
I prefer not to think about what 'parts' go into them, but a fun limerick to read!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/24/2019 7:54:00 PM
Hello Michelle … try not to think of that Michelle, in fact, most of our processed foods can hold surprises nowadays - thanks Michelle - Lindsay
Date: 1/18/2019 10:21:00 PM
Love this limerick, good job!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/24/2019 7:51:00 PM
Hello Timothy … pleased you got a kick out of this ditty - see you soon Timothy - Lindsay
Date: 1/16/2019 3:09:00 PM
ha! good one!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/24/2019 7:47:00 PM
Hi there Andrea … thanks for reading my silliness - Lindsay
Date: 1/16/2019 12:43:00 PM
Haha, bet they were barking mad.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/24/2019 7:46:00 PM
G'day Tom … I'll bet they were relieved when they heard the truth - thanks Mate - Lindsay
Date: 1/15/2019 7:32:00 PM
Very funny, Lindsay. Good one.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/24/2019 7:44:00 PM
Hello Line … gosh knows what really goes into a hot dog, but I still enjoy them - thanks Line - Lindsay
Date: 1/15/2019 7:29:00 PM
Well done! I needed a laugh! Aloha! Rico
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 1/24/2019 7:42:00 PM
G'day Rico … I do hope you got a giggle out of my silliness - catch you soon Rico - Lindsay
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