Horror Movies

I like a good horror movie, Perhaps you, as well do too, It puts my life in perspective That's just what it ought to do When waking up is loathsome, My life gone too far astray, And fighting off being lonesome Is too hard for me to bear Certainly on this day, It's a great relief for me to know, That my horrror movie catalogue is there I pop one in the player And sit back to watch the show Maybe some homicidal slayer, Whatever, I do most surely know... It's not dripping my blood all over, Not facing monsters scary Not turning into a werewolf, With claws, hooves, and, oh, so hairy... So horror movies, most surely have their use, I'm glad that they do exist, And, here, for watching them, is my excuse.