Horaitio Haiku Horn

Horatio Haiku Horn What was a haiku Did it get all over you Or was I all wrong. A haiku have heard Can be completely absurd Unless a bright bird. If you knew haiku Like I shown have known haiku Things could become verse. (Unless you want to use worse, Could become a curse.) What if I had been Wondering where to begin Having a haiku. Did see dim glimmer Of water which would simmer Poem will start to write. Might be me that lied So in haiku I should hide Mouth which opens wide. Had impressive grade For haiku they found well laid Now I have it made. Between me and you Had been hounded by a haiku More might write a few. Make mine moribund Found no money in my fund Am over and done. What if you placate Then will start to contemplate Would be a weird trait. Haiku was heinous Crime and if romanticist Saw name on long list. How long will you wait So why have to hesitate Best to be not late. What should I surmise When I start to realize Forgot to bring beer. Fools always do fret Having been deeper in debt Things get better yet. How much should we steel When you want to wheel and deal Start some tax repeal. Of course, this is best part that I have saved for last. What would be absurd Oddest thing you ever heard Lady was big bird. (Or Johnson if you prefer; Enough to endure.) So what do you think Should be flushed down kitchen sink And not raise a stink. James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran and Poet PS. Category is outstandingly humorous.