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Homespun Wisdom

Got sent to the principal's office Sex Ed teacher made the call Said I didn't raise my hand, and spoke out of turn That I said some racy things, that had the whole class giggling Well, Mr. Principal, sir ... I simply said my parents told me that sex don't work like that They said before you go ripping your clothes off, and jumping in the sack ... eager to sow your seed You first gotta find that needle in the haystack

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Date: 2/5/2017 1:11:00 AM
And that's a tact, Jack!!!! Straight to the point on that one my friend. As always, much love for you brotha!! Peace and blessings as always!
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Date: 2/4/2017 9:17:00 PM
Consider me entertained, Freddie! My Paternal Grandparents took years to have a baby and they didn't know why because every night they got in bed and prayed together for children. All the best ... CayCay
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Date: 2/4/2017 7:55:00 PM
Your parents must have a great sense of humor Freddie; cute poem that made me chuckle!:)
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