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Home Sportsman

I'm a home sportsman And what a career I've had, Watching sports around the globe, I take the good with the bad. I have to keep my fitness up So I drink coffee by the cup, Excuse me while I adjust my lounge chair, Wow, my horse just got up. But one thing's always bothered me, It makes me cringe with fear, If my remote control finger's injured, It might end an illustrious sporting career.

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Anna Hopper

Date: 4/17/2015 9:15:00 AM

Lol. Sounds like my ex husband ;). Nice, witty write

John Williams
Date: 4/17/2015 9:20:00 AM

Thank you Anna for your lovely comment. Yes, I think a lot of men will be ducking their heads in shame when they read this one. Kind regards to you........John

Tonytocaa Camacho

Date: 4/17/2015 8:11:00 AM

John so true it made me laugh been there and done that LOL..enjoyed tonytocaa

John Williams
Date: 4/17/2015 8:39:00 AM

Hello Tony, I am so glad you liked it. I think there's many men around the country that may cringe a little when they read it. I t was always a running joke with my dad. Whenever there were two big sporting events on at the same time I always used to say him,"I hope I don't sprain my remote control finger, it will wreck my weekend. Henceforth I have just made the idea into a poem. Thanks Tony......kind regards------John