Holy Humor

Jehovah's Witness' Door Pamphlets

Pious
Fly-ahs

Catholic Church During Halloween

Scary
Mary

Scrabble Night With Missionaries

Wordy
Clergy

Preacher Owning at Dungeons & Dragons

Master
Pastor

Our Holiness the Dalai Getting a Text From His Ex

Lama
Drama

Sea Anemone Makes Amends

Moral
Coral
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 9, 2020 at 10:28 PM
Damn! Love this! Into the faves they go ~ xomo
Hicks Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 11:56 AM
It does seem right up your alley so to speak ... thanks again!
Breidenthal Avatar
September 30, 2016 at 3:31 AM
Nice to read some silly tonight, Timothy! Like the last one in particular~cute! Always, Laura
Buil Avatar
December 2, 2014 at 1:46 PM
HAHAH!!! Adore this one! Love your sense of humor. It's so very refreshing!!
Hicks Avatar
December 13, 2014 at 3:14 AM
I had a lot of fun with this one!
Gifford Avatar
November 8, 2014 at 9:12 AM
Thanks, Tim, I recently heard of this form, but have never written one yet. You have given me some wonderful examples. I enjoyed your sense of humor with these and the impact your footles leave with a reader. Blessings, Darlene
Gifford Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 12:27 PM
Well, Tim, now that you know that, Keep on writing! And when it ceases to be fun, Stop!
Hicks Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 12:23 PM
Thank you Darlene! It took me awhile to buck up and actually write one, but once I did it was really pretty fun :)
Chircop Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 5:11 PM
I must love the scary mary..My mother's name is Mary..She must have scared me many a time when i acted naughty,snd I am catholuc..Cheers to scary mary..Hilarious : )
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 6:45 PM
Thank you Charmaine... Mary is a wonderful name to have! Glad you had fun with this kooky poem.
Marcum Wong Avatar
November 2, 2014 at 10:55 PM
Oh wow Tim, you are so good at creating these. Still laughing...thanks for that. I needed it!
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 2:03 PM
Thanks Connie! :)
Bordner Avatar
November 2, 2014 at 1:49 PM
A Holy hermit finds the trumpet...horn born... Timothy the conergence of modernity and piety are so cleverly matched herein, so diverse and dramatic. Everyone has a mission. I like the Lama drama best. Xool poem. J.A.B.
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 2:02 PM
Your comments are always so full of insight and depth, my friend. I appreciate it highly... glad you could have a laugh :)
Chakrabarty Avatar
November 2, 2014 at 5:40 AM
HaHaHaHa Timwits... Moral corralled hahahahaha..lama rama paste of pastor pure fun.
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 2:00 PM
This poem seems to have inspired some nonsense of your own - I hope I didn't send you to the loony bin with my weirdness... ha ha ha...
Vaso Avatar
November 1, 2014 at 9:58 PM
I want to borrow your hat, this was hilarious!!!! Loved it!!!
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 1:59 PM
I would gladly lend you my hat, kind sir - except that it's covering up my balding hairline! ;)
Mcdaid Avatar
November 1, 2014 at 8:23 PM
smiling timothy really delightful piece pal
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 1:59 PM
Thank you Liam!
Petersen Potter Avatar
October 31, 2014 at 10:38 PM
This is incredibly funny and witty Tim. Hahaha... You made me smile a lot reading it.... My favorite triple is the one with the Catholic Church entrance...... Very humorous halloween write! ;) xxxx D.
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 1:58 PM
A bit a nonsense is good now and then! I couldn't help but imagine little perish boys using sharpies on the statue of Mary - that or just putting a creepy mask on her!
Lamoureux Avatar
October 31, 2014 at 7:48 AM
You added a six smiles to my morning Tim. The first is my favorite.
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 1:55 PM
Thanks Rick! I'm so happy I finally wrote some footles! :D
Smith Avatar
October 31, 2014 at 5:37 AM
Some excellent footles Timothy....I love this form....Tim
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 1:54 PM
Why thank you, Tim! It was a fun little form to write in... got me going on my silly side!
Callus Avatar
October 31, 2014 at 4:25 AM
Well done, Timothy!! Footles are simple in appearance, but they need to contain real substance in order to make an impact. Here you have succeeded! Much enjoyed. // paul
Hicks Avatar
November 3, 2014 at 1:54 PM
It was tricky to create a punchline with two words... but I'm happy they turned out okay :)
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