Holy Follicle!!

Oh, I am so angered, outraged and appalled
I think that I’m going bald
My dad had great hair
So I never really cared
But, to the hair club for men I am called

From my butt, they could extract some hair
Because I think I have so much to spare
But I cannot tell
Do you think it would smell?
Oh well I think, I’ll just leave it there
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Gorelick Avatar
February 25, 2009 at 1:24 PM
We're all friends here but...REALLY"! I just loved it Michael..too funny. BG
Parish Avatar
February 25, 2009 at 12:47 PM
lol....oh no you didn't!!! I don't believe you said that....but, it made my day..lol Loved it!!
Richards Avatar
February 25, 2009 at 12:27 PM
I think your friends at poetry soup got a little more information than they needed to know!! :) (tooooo funny!!)
Atanacio Avatar
February 25, 2009 at 12:16 PM
lol-- damn you went there >>>>
Prance Avatar
February 25, 2009 at 12:08 PM
Wouldn't a hair piece be better lol, really funny,God Bless,Marie
Jordan Avatar
February 25, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Michael well if you happen to run out I reckon I got a couple I could spare - You crack me up bro - God Bless, MJ
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