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Holy Follicle!!

Oh, I am so angered, outraged and appalled I think that I’m going bald My dad had great hair So I never really cared But, to the hair club for men I am called From my butt, they could extract some hair Because I think I have so much to spare But I cannot tell Do you think it would smell? Oh well I think, I’ll just leave it there

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Date: 2/25/2009 4:01:00 PM
Soooo funny, how about armpit hair, just might work....always, Christy
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Date: 2/25/2009 1:24:00 PM
We're all friends here but...REALLY"! I just loved it Michael..too funny. BG
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Date: 2/25/2009 12:47:00 PM
lol....oh no you didn't!!! I don't believe you said that....but, it made my Loved it!!
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Date: 2/25/2009 12:27:00 PM
I think your friends at poetry soup got a little more information than they needed to know!! :) (tooooo funny!!)
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Date: 2/25/2009 12:16:00 PM
lol-- damn you went there >>>>
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Date: 2/25/2009 12:08:00 PM
Wouldn't a hair piece be better lol, really funny,God Bless,Marie
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Date: 2/25/2009 11:48:00 AM
Michael well if you happen to run out I reckon I got a couple I could spare - You crack me up bro - God Bless, MJ
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