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Hived

There was a beekeeper named Jives
Who found a rash on his thighs.
The doctor said be at peace,
Nothing to fear in the least.
You simply have too many hives.

































Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 8/29/2015 10:47:00 PM
wow, I think I have found a great limerick writer at Soup!! this is just as good as those other two I really liked.
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/29/2015 11:07:00 PM
Thank you, Andrea. I really appreciate your encouraging comments. I should note that I found a great poet right here on Soup when I discovered your poems. I plan to comment on some of those tomorrow.
Date: 8/12/2015 7:45:00 PM
G'day Paul... I did get a real chuckle out of your limerick, and it does bring to mind how words in the English language have double meanings - thanks Paul - Lindsay
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/12/2015 9:35:00 PM
As usual, you make a perceptive comment, Lindsay. Until a person gets the "hang" of English, he/she must be careful re. word usage. A U.S. friend of mine, visiting an English family, said--on being introduced to their young son, "He's sure a cute little bugger." He wasn't invited back.
Date: 8/9/2015 2:30:00 PM
Another gem and so simple! Thanks for posting it. Keep those limericks coming, Paul! Best to you. / M
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/9/2015 10:38:00 PM
Thanks, Maurice. I value your graciousness and kindness in commenting. Every good wish to you and your loved ones.
Date: 8/9/2015 2:03:00 AM
VERY clever Paul I do enjoy your humorous writes:-) hugs jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/10/2015 4:05:00 AM
You need to go to http://www.manxradio.com/radioplayer/od/1762/ this should take you straight to the right page - women today dated 5th august. hugs jan
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/9/2015 11:25:00 PM
Jan, turns out I had trouble using Soup Mail. So, is your interview on Manx AM or FM, or does it matter? I'm excited about hearing it and have located the station, but haven't been able to access the interview.
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/9/2015 10:47:00 PM
Jan, It gives me no small measure of joy to know that you enjoy my efforts to write something funny. Thank you. (Please see a Soup Mail message I sent re. your interview.)