Hived

There was a beekeeper named Jives Who found a rash on his thighs. The doctor said be at peace, Nothing to fear in the least. You simply have too many hives.

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/29/2015 10:47:00 PM

wow, I think I have found a great limerick writer at Soup!! this is just as good as those other two I really liked.

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/29/2015 11:07:00 PM

Thank you, Andrea. I really appreciate your encouraging comments. I should note that I found a great poet right here on Soup when I discovered your poems. I plan to comment on some of those tomorrow.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/12/2015 7:45:00 PM

G'day Paul... I did get a real chuckle out of your limerick, and it does bring to mind how words in the English language have double meanings - thanks Paul - Lindsay

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/12/2015 9:35:00 PM

As usual, you make a perceptive comment, Lindsay. Until a person gets the "hang" of English, he/she must be careful re. word usage. A U.S. friend of mine, visiting an English family, said--on being introduced to their young son, "He's sure a cute little bugger." He wasn't invited back.

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 8/9/2015 2:30:00 PM

Another gem and so simple! Thanks for posting it. Keep those limericks coming, Paul! Best to you. / M

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/9/2015 10:38:00 PM

Thanks, Maurice. I value your graciousness and kindness in commenting. Every good wish to you and your loved ones.

Jan Allison

Date: 8/9/2015 2:03:00 AM

VERY clever Paul I do enjoy your humorous writes:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2015 4:05:00 AM

You need to go to http://www.manxradio.com/radioplayer/od/1762/ this should take you straight to the right page - women today dated 5th august. hugs jan

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/9/2015 11:25:00 PM

Jan, turns out I had trouble using Soup Mail. So, is your interview on Manx AM or FM, or does it matter? I'm excited about hearing it and have located the station, but haven't been able to access the interview.

Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/9/2015 10:47:00 PM

Jan, It gives me no small measure of joy to know that you enjoy my efforts to write something funny. Thank you. (Please see a Soup Mail message I sent re. your interview.)