Hitting Bottom- Bikini That Is

when younger once i stuck a sharpened pencil up my right nostril while listening to Swordfishtrombone and thinking Waits' very own "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy" so took another shot playing Russian roulette with tequila waiting for the worm thinking thoughts that i thought i'd forgotten but the brain is a beautiful sponge soaking up spills of fifty shades of grey matter that doesn't matter after all i don't wear square pants