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His Nose

The nose he wears sits on his head
It's big and round and very red;
And in the dark it always glows
It must be awful to own that nose.
There's two dark holes filled with hair
With whatever else that's hidden there;
Each time I see with great surprise
That glow that sits between his eyes.
It shines as though when night meets day
There never could be another way;
I wonder too if he can tell
If red affects his sense of smell. 
Perhaps the problem is I think
He's had in time too much to drink;
I suggested then to paint it white
And he seemed to think this was alright.

For Frank Herrera's Zaniest Poetry Contest
Elizabeth Wesley
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Bickerstaffe Avatar
June 27, 2012 at 7:22 PM
I'll never think of noses in quite the same way again! Funny as **** , and a perfect composition for the contest. :)
Magee-Dittberner Avatar
December 9, 2011 at 12:43 PM
I must say I was browsing your library of poetry and I was a bit taken by the name of this one. I thought you were referring to a clown at first, but then I realized it was a fairly deep poem about what I think is abuse of alcohol. Anyway, I was captivated and impressed, and just a little disgusted!  -KMD
Song Avatar
November 15, 2011 at 9:15 PM
The bulbous nose of an alcoholic, right? This is just perfect....sad to say, there are many of those noses in my dear family. Ughhh. Enjoyed. Gwendolen
Ekpemandu Avatar
October 13, 2011 at 4:17 PM
nice rhymes and diction..love the creativity behind this poem....another wonderful piece from you my dear...
Jones Avatar
October 12, 2011 at 7:15 PM
Oh man, is this a "Werewolf Falls in Love" entry? If not, I b'lieve it should be. (fyi, I rarely use the word "should". If you don't believe that, search through the on-line evidence. LOVE the po, eliz! Beauty eve to ya~N
Tacito Avatar
October 9, 2011 at 8:09 AM
Some of these lines made me smile. This was just awesome! :)
Effendi Avatar
October 8, 2011 at 9:53 AM
I don't remember meeting you, where did you see my nose then? lol I think this should come under light poetry, don't you?
Sweetheart Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 4:40 PM
cleverly crafted composition elizabeth.. full of witty lines and grand descriptive quality luv..
Neels Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 3:57 PM
lol, you had me do that while reading this witty write of your Lizzy, hope your weekend will be a great one, love Wilma
Devonshire Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 2:26 PM
LOL LOVE the humor, Elizabeth. I had a friend who drank a lot, but I don't think he would have allowed me to paint his nose white. (Actually, I was thinking of Rudolph the reindeer in the beginning.) Very clever and witty! Love, Carolyn
Devnath  Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Hi! Friend, I can't stop my ha ha ha...... It's nice and fantastic. Enjoyed and thanks for your nice comment on my write. bl
Horne Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 9:41 AM
LOL, thanks for a good chuckle. The middle man would have got rid of the All Bran in the normal way...
J.T. Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 10:41 PM
Rudolf. His nose is as unique as this poem. Good write.
Dufresne Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 9:04 PM
Elizabeth... This takes people watching to a whole new and interesting level. This nose is the nucleous!Te narcisstic point of the face beheld by the watcher pointing to the person /character of the person that is opened up in the last line. Gotta hand it to you. It's really cool!Love it. I will give this a shot myself sometime because of your inspiration.
Guzzi Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 7:54 PM
LOL I know this guys He comes to sit with me and eat/he takes the very closest seat/he smells like smoke/and its no joke/ the deadly smello is this bloke/ he reeks from every single pore/and calls the waitress for BEER MORE!..I've not the heart to move you see for there but the grace of God goes me? [YOu inspired me shoosh!] Light & Love
Clark Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 7:41 PM
I enjoyed this funny rhyme. Very entertaining to read.
Smith Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 6:40 PM
Haha. I enjoyed this one. Thanks for the delightful read. Take care. Feel free to message me when you have another one up if you want, I'd appreciate it.
Austin Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 5:06 PM
"There's two dark holes filled with hair - with whatever else that's hidden there;" Wonderful! If he's had that much to drink, why then anything would be alright. This one made my day. Love, daver
Johnson Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 4:39 PM
Unique inspiration Elizabeth. I bet he drinks Molsen eh?
Dietrich Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 4:00 PM
this is corny and yet it is really good! Great fun and entertaining to read, Elizabeth!! lOve the part "whatever else is hidden there" haha
Kendrick Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 3:44 PM
Cute one.. Enjoyed reading..Got a chuckle..Sara
Ball Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 3:26 PM
WoW! Poor guy. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had that prob. too and all his friends laughed at him. It's true too much alcohol will do that to the nose. It's so sensitive; and I do think it ruins the olfactory senses. This is funny and just too cute. Great hob Liz. God Bless, JB
Castro Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 2:09 PM
whos nose are we talking about lol i dont think rudolph the red nose reindeer actually drinks lol 7up
Onclaud Avatar
October 6, 2011 at 3:50 AM
this is downright amusing and well- scribed, elize.. you are a real humorist... bow! :) huggs, nette
Sivey Avatar
October 5, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Great write Lizzie! You continue to write great poetry no matter what it is you are writing about! This one was very humorous, the next might be dead serious, whichever, you know know how to write! Awesome job!!
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