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His and Hers - Limericks

HIS and HERS - limericks HERS SWEET MOLLY SHE SET OUT THE BAIT ORDERED A DRINK FOR THE WAIT LIFTED HER SKIRT FANNED SCENTED FLIRT WHILE WATCHING THEIR EGOS INFLATE HIS Young Buster was full of himself a bruiser devoid of all stealth he measured his worth by its length and its girth had it bronzed and put on a shelf John G. Lawless 7/17/2015

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Date: 7/22/2015 4:47:00 PM
Oh these two make quite a pair. Put them together and what do you get? A bar fly with rather large antennas? Love both of these.
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Date: 7/19/2015 1:09:00 PM
knocked me off my socks laughing, john... clever you!.. huggs
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Date: 7/18/2015 7:30:00 PM
Haha, Buster's sounds pretty painful!!! (sorry, my mind is in the gutter sometimes) Cute ones, John.p4m
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Date: 7/18/2015 4:42:00 PM
What a wonderful and intrigue piece. Excellent............A.M.
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Date: 7/17/2015 11:44:00 AM
Funny... clever!!!
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Date: 7/17/2015 8:01:00 AM
ha ha ha great ones John:-) hugs jan xx
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