High Spirited Lass

Jacque was a high-spirited lass with a smile as wide as my room You should ask her out everyone told Phil, a potential groom. Phil had less energy than a gnat that was dying. He could not imagine being around this lass even when trying. I don’t think she’s for me he told the matchmaking folk. He did not even add tomato or cheese to his fried-up egg yolk. He could not imagine being in a room with a high-spirited lass like that. Which is why he lived his entire seventy-six years in a bachelor’s flat.