Gershon Wolf Poet Footle

Hi-brow Hi-tech Nicknames and Three Little Kittens with Low-tech Mittens

   
     Facebook?
       ~  Fake book

      Tik-Tok?
        ~  Shock Jock

       What’s App? 
         ~ Jockstrap*          

       Meta?
          ~ Greta!

      I-Pad?
          ~ Comrade

      Flash Drive
          ~ Bee Hive

        A.I?
          ~ Pig Sty

        IT?
          ~ Dead Sea

        TV?
           ~ Crappy!

        Smartphone?
           ~ Hand bone

         Laptop?
            ~ Sweatshop

  ~ For Low-Tech Lovers ~

         Slinky?
             ~ Dinky

         Play-dough?
             ~ Skid row

         Juke box?
             ~ Plaid socks          ~ Thanks, Buddy Holly... lol -- Crickets


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        *Are you kidding me, gw?

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James Peranteau January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM now you gottuh know this slick write uv yourz rocks me dear poet...love'd it....much love

CayCay Godwin January 17, 2026 at 7:52 AM LOVE it! Concur. I think I'm the only person on the planet who doesn't have or want a cell phone. I want the 1800s with plumbing.

I Am Anaya January 16, 2026 at 8:09 AM Fabulous! did you use AI? Ha, Toxic Community= Twitter Spitter

Joseph P. DiMino January 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM Enrolled in some of these things, but always lose my password -- I then say to myself, no great lose. Honestly can't directly relate to most of this stuff...yet recognize the humor and poignant points -- brilliant!

John Lawless January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM Stop "footle-ing" around.....and get back to work

Kim Rodrigues January 14, 2026 at 11:33 PM Enjoyed the thought that went into this…child’s play…lol