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29 December 2023

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He-She-It-They

My gran doesn’t ‘get’ this woke society
I told her that there’s a new sobriety
We went for a walk to see what we would see
And show her we all can be what we will be

Men can be women and girls can be boys
And most men in showbiz have that certain poise
I’ve seen a guy wearing a little black dress
And people whose gender is something to guess

But live and let live is the latest doctrine
Though sometimes I wouldn’t know where to begin
Someone approached us in pink dungarees
And Doc Marten boots and a beard to ‘their’ knees

With glitter mascara, diamanté tiara
A dog tag that said nothing more than ‘Tamara’
‘Their’ Mohican hair style was quite a strange sight
Twas dyed rainbow colours and went left to right

I tried not to notice ‘their’ tightly strapped breasts
But bits were protruding from her (their) string vest
In an unguarded moment I said, “Evening Miss.”
He/she/it/they gawped and said, “That’s remiss.”

I told he/she/it/they, “I’m not of this age
So don’t take offence, please don’t get in a rage.”
‘They’ strode off and snarled like a pantomime cat
And my little old gran said, “What The F*** Was That?”
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February 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Ok I burst out laughing at Gran ! Beaut poem Terry. Super well deserved win.
Flood Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Thanks Speaky. Glad you enjoyed.
Croft Avatar
February 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Congratulations
Flood Avatar
February 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Thank you, Karen
adams Avatar
January 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Thanks for the chuckle with this one (and if I'm honest some of the others as well (that I didn't comment about - your Titanic was a good one for example)). Thanks for sharing and bringing a little bit of joy to my day.
Flood Avatar
January 12, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Thank you, Matthew. Appreciate your visit. Terry
Baker Avatar
January 2, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I couldn't stop giggling as I read, Terry. Fun read and very today, my friend. Thanks for sharing a little humor along the way. Cheers! Bill
Flood Avatar
January 4, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Glad you enjoyed this, Bill. Terry
Wolf Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 7:33 PM
It was an F-us, F-um, F-a, F-o, F-e good story, Terry!
Flood Avatar
January 4, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Thanks, GW. Glad you enjoyed.
Fisher Avatar
December 29, 2023 at 5:56 PM
I love your gran! What a finish to a great story. Maybe I'll write about cross-dressing ghosts, or is a he/she/they in their glory in the spirit world of equality?
Flood Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I would love to read about a cross dressing ghost… go on… write it! Glad you enjoyed, David. Happy new year to you.
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December 29, 2023 at 11:43 AM
this made me grin, terry! you humor (humour) adds so much fun to so many topics that it's a delight to read whatever you've written. ~ as a former english teacher, i have a huge problem with "they" and "them" being used with singular verbs. someone should be able to come up with some less confusing choices...
Flood Avatar
December 29, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Thanks, Ilene. Well done you… if I were a teacher nowadays, I’d be sacked in very short measure. There’ve always been those who genuinely felt they were born in the wrong body and I have no difficulty understanding that… but the world has gone truly mad. Even so, my little rhyme was just a light hearted dig.
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December 29, 2023 at 4:20 AM
LOL I'm actually laughing out loud at you having granny say WTF in true John Lawless style. I'm envisioning a Mohawk cut in a horizontal way. Would that be called a Horhawk? Sure to make people gawk! But... I'm not at all sure the new society is sober. It seems many are in a stupor about life. BTW, not all grannies act like dinosaurs.
Lane Avatar
December 30, 2023 at 3:36 AM
;-)
Flood Avatar
December 29, 2023 at 11:54 AM
In this context, granny’s didn’t mean all grannies, just that particular granny. Wouldn't want to offend any grannies out there. Of course, my granny would have been about one hundred and twenty now…. She used to rebuke us for saying ‘blimey’. So, as with you… ‘WTF’ would have had me in hysterics!
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