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He's Got the Runs - Bawdy Limerick - Now a Collaboration

An old Asian named Asheet Midrawz
Pooped himself; then discovered the cause
Eating too many plums
Gave poor Asheet the runs
His wife loves him despite all his flaws!

*Asheet is a genuine Christian name whilst the rest of the poem is fiction

BY JAN ALLISON

Asheet Midrawz had a problem for sure
When he couldn't open the toilet door
He let out a wail
His wife grabbed a pail
Been used for bleach now his rump is so sore

BY SEREN ROBERTS

Asheet I've heard has got the runs
Dripping down from his wretched buns
And his wife Pu Phlung
Of his troubles sung
A little ditty and some cracking puns

BY TIM SMITH


Asheet married when he was young
His beloved’s name is Pu Phlung
When they had male child
His grandparent’s went wild
As they christened the baby Dung

 BY JAN ALLISON - INSPIRED BY TIM'S POEM!

Little boy Dung was a bit of a chunk
Made a kerplop when the vicar did dunk
Water all about
Poor Pu did shout
Because the whole congregation now stunk!

BY TIM SMITH

10-13-17

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017

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Edward Mccall Date: 11/19/2017 4:55:00 PM What a fun limerick Jan The three of you did great I was laughing all the way through. Hugs Edward. :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/19/2017 5:29:00 PM We had such a giggle writing this Edward - where the name came from I will never go but I hope I never say Asheet midrawz lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 10/14/2017 9:24:00 AM Very runny! Er, I mean funny;-) Hugsnoots! ~ j Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/14/2017 10:08:00 AM ha ha ha John glad you enjoyed:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2017 2:32:00 PM Little boy dung was a bit of a chunk...made a kerplop when the vicar did dunk...water all about...poor pu did shout... because the whole congregation now stunk Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2017 2:34:00 PM ha ha ha! fabulous Tim I'll add it!:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 10/13/2017 10:50:00 AM Awsheet ive heard has got the runs... dripping down from his wretched buns...and his wife pu phlung ...of his troubles sung....a little ditty and some cracking puns Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2017 2:04:00 PM Pu Phlung is absolute genius Tim!!! Thanks for letting me add the poem! Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2017 1:53:00 PM ha ha ha Tim, Seren sent me a poem and I've just found your comment - can i add it now its a collab?:-0 hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 10/13/2017 10:50:00 AM Giggle! You never let us down Jan :) You're the sh... ;p xomo!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2017 1:54:00 PM I try and make people smile Mo:-) hugs jan xx

Russell Sivey Date: 10/13/2017 8:45:00 AM Did he stick in his thumb, to pull out a plum? This is one hilarious write my friend, it knocked me down with the humor...I was almost on the floor laughing at just his name! You made my back hurt with your humor...that's alright, I enjoyed it tremendously my friend! I really enjoyed reading your illustrious piece this morning! What a dynamic poem, Great Work!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2017 8:48:00 AM OOps you better stop reading my poems or I will have Emma giving me grief about your back being bad... seriously I'm glad it made you smile Russell there needs to be more fun on soup it is sadly lacking at times:-( hugs jan xx

Gary Smith Date: 10/13/2017 7:03:00 AM That is so funny Jan, love it :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2017 7:09:00 AM Thanks so much Gary:-) I made sure I put it was bawdy lol I heard the name Asheet the other day and wrote the poem but have not had chance to post it until now:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison Date: 10/13/2017 7:01:00 AM Ha ha ha!!! Loved it dear sis!!! "Asheet Midrawz" whatta hoot! xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 10/13/2017 7:08:00 AM Asheet is a real name and of course I couldn't resist a poopy poem!:-) hugs Jan xx