He's Bent

I feel terribly sorry for Rodger He developed a kink in his todger It looked such a sight when bent to the right that his poor wife ran off with the lodger! Submitted to Any poem (not for contest) Sponsored by Broken Wings 1st January 2016

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Vladislav Raven

Date: 1/28/2016 7:49:00 AM

Hi Jan, back for my laugh for today and as always i have what i seek. Another limerick that is a winner. You are really getting proficient in the writing of these Jan. I see your pen does still run Gold my Friend. Hugs....Vladislav. XX. Definiitely a seven for this limerick Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/28/2016 9:15:00 AM

Do have a look at the updated version - a collaboration with Rob Bettridge:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/26/2016 10:11:00 PM

Jan, Congratulations on your winning poem. XOX - LINDA -

Jan Allison
Date: 1/27/2016 1:41:00 PM

Thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A

Date: 1/18/2016 8:48:00 AM

JAN, Congrats on your any poem win. ** SKAT **

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2016 7:13:00 AM

Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/17/2016 8:11:00 PM

Congratulations on your placement with this clever humorous piece Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/18/2016 1:10:00 AM

Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 1/17/2016 1:16:00 PM

Still as humorous as when I first read it, Jan (though there appears to be no comment!). Congratulations on this worthy win! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 1/17/2016 1:21:00 PM

Thanks Paul - I sometimes find that glitch when I know I have commented but it has disappeared into cyber space:-( hugs Jan xxx

Scott Williams

Date: 1/16/2016 11:00:00 PM

Congrats Jan on your well deserved win.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/17/2016 1:08:00 PM

Thanks Scott:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman

Date: 1/16/2016 9:21:00 PM

Very humorous. I just finished the Golan, also very funny.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/17/2016 1:07:00 PM

Thanks James:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman
Date: 1/16/2016 9:23:00 PM

Sorry, Collaboration, don't know where Golan came from.

Susan Gentry

Date: 1/16/2016 4:07:00 PM

LOL! Wasn't expecting this at all. I love your humor. Congratulations on the win!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/16/2016 4:34:00 PM

Thanks Susan:-) glad I made you smile:-) this poem has been continued with Rob Bettridge - do give it a read lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 1/16/2016 1:30:00 PM

Tehehehe! What a very clever, amusing Limerick! I am glad to see it on the winners' list! Congratulations on a well-deserved win! Pandita

Jan Allison
Date: 1/16/2016 1:35:00 PM

Thanks so much Pandita:-) hugs Jan xx

Lu Loo

Date: 1/16/2016 11:42:00 AM

Jan, this is great!!! lolololol You're awesome *smiles* -luloo

Jan Allison
Date: 1/16/2016 12:08:00 PM

Thanks LuLoo ... Do read on with 'he's bent collaboration' with Rob Bettridge ... it was totally a spontaneous write and was great fun to do:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 1/14/2016 1:27:00 PM

Laughing out loud...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2016 2:26:00 PM

Daniel if you have the time go on to the 'He's bent collaboration' I did with Rob Bettridge - we had such fun continuing this story:-) hugs Jan xx

Rob Bettridge

Date: 1/6/2016 7:34:00 AM

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. Keep it going Jan - You started it. lol)... When his wife ran away from poor Roger - Because of the shape of his todger - He cried and he moped - When she upped and eloped - In the dead of the night with the Lodger --- But I don't feel sorry for Rodger - Who developed a kink in his todger - There are many that will - (Who just for the thrill) - Put a Smile on the face of that Codger --- He is proud that he's now in demand - By those that admire his new stand - If kinky it seems - If only in dreams - To be diddled with Roger's bent gland --- Now Roger's a Porn Star, of late - Busy making the most of his fate - Though straining too much - It has worn down a touch - To the point of appearing quite straight.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/7/2016 2:32:00 PM

If you post my poem with your verses added on then I will continue the saga lol:-) that way your wonderful funny words will be seen and not lost as a comment on soup - so post it please:-) hugs Jan xx

Rob Bettridge
Date: 1/7/2016 1:46:00 PM

It's Your original concept Jan, I just added to it so you can add it to yours if you want to..... Nope,You don't get out of it that easy Jan.... it's Your turn again to add more verses. Lets Bounce off each other and see where this goes, eh? lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/7/2016 11:05:00 AM

ha ha ha - Rob you should post that along with mine - you have my blessing to post it and have made my day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dalia Shahein

Date: 1/3/2016 7:30:00 PM

Lol....very well done write , you've just improved my day ...thank you, hugs / :) dalia

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2016 1:10:00 AM

Glad it made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 1/3/2016 6:20:00 PM

I've already read the first one with that title, Jan. Can't find the other one... but thanks for the laughs this morning. Will be back later. hugs! :-)))

Jan Allison
Date: 1/4/2016 1:10:00 AM

thanks for dropping back again:-) hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 1/3/2016 5:49:00 PM

LOL! My first laugh this morning. Thanks and hugs, lady! hhahhaah

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2016 5:55:00 PM

Oh there are lots more where this one came from Kim:-) You know me lol:-) hugs Jan xx. I have two bored in Manhattan poems you may enjoy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/2/2016 8:35:00 PM

Reminds me of someone, this is hilarious! Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2016 6:22:00 AM

Ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 1/2/2016 2:49:00 PM

LMAO - thanks for a good laugh. Happy New Year xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2016 2:50:00 PM

Thanks Jack thought I would open the new year with a humourous poem:-) Happy New Year:-) hugs Jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 1/2/2016 11:02:00 AM

Ha ha! I guess his wife doesn't like right wingers

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2016 11:40:00 AM

ha ha ha love it David:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 1/2/2016 10:30:00 AM

Judging by this one, 2016 is going to be a "bang" up year!!! Happy New Year Jan... love, Jack xox

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2016 10:39:00 AM

Ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 1/2/2016 9:19:00 AM

Oh my!!! Poor Rodger :-) tip top condition!!! Instead of coming he went :-D

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2016 9:28:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 1/2/2016 7:00:00 AM

Hilarious! Is the moral of the story not to have lodgers, Jean?

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2016 7:08:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha :-) Happy New Year Demetrios - I wanted to start of the poetry new year with a 'bang' - poetically speaking lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Scott Williams

Date: 1/2/2016 5:26:00 AM

Crafty. I love it.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2016 6:15:00 AM

Thanks Scott lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/1/2016 8:23:00 PM

hilarious, jan! i needed that smile just now so a big thank you!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2016 4:55:00 AM

Aww thanks Ilene - I never categorise my poems as hilarious only humourous as I know my humour does not appeal to all... but I had fun with this one and wanted my first poem of the year to be funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/1/2016 3:56:00 PM

hahah, you are really getting good since you mastered the meter, Jan!! This is just great. Happy New Year. I thought I had more time here today but just found out Joe's brother will be here in half an hour. EEEEEKKKK

Jan Allison
Date: 1/1/2016 4:05:00 PM

Just thought I would post a fun poem as my first one for the New Year - hope you have a wonderful day:-) hugs Jan xx

White Sage

Date: 1/1/2016 3:28:00 PM

lol...poor Rodger

Jan Allison
Date: 1/1/2016 3:31:00 PM

LOL :-) Hugs Jan xx