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He's Bent

I feel terribly sorry for Rodger
He developed a kink in his todger
It looked such a sight
when bent to the right
that his poor wife ran off with the lodger!

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1st January 2016

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2016

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Vladislav Raven

January 28, 2016 at 7:49 AM

Hi Jan, back for my laugh for today and as always i have what i seek. Another limerick that is a winner. You are really getting proficient in the writing of these Jan. I see your pen does still run Gold my Friend. Hugs....Vladislav. XX. Definiitely a seven for this limerick Jan.

January 28, 2016 at 9:15 AM

Do have a look at the updated version - a collaboration with Rob Bettridge:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

January 26, 2016 at 10:11 PM

Jan, Congratulations on your winning poem. XOX - LINDA -

January 27, 2016 at 1:41 PM

Thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

January 18, 2016 at 8:48 AM

JAN, Congrats on your any poem win. ** SKAT **

January 22, 2016 at 7:13 AM

Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

January 17, 2016 at 8:11 PM

Congratulations on your placement with this clever humorous piece Jan!

January 18, 2016 at 1:10 AM

Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

January 17, 2016 at 1:16 PM

Still as humorous as when I first read it, Jan (though there appears to be no comment!). Congratulations on this worthy win! Hugs // paul

January 17, 2016 at 1:21 PM

Thanks Paul - I sometimes find that glitch when I know I have commented but it has disappeared into cyber space:-( hugs Jan xxx

January 16, 2016 at 11:00 PM

Congrats Jan on your well deserved win.

January 17, 2016 at 1:08 PM

Thanks Scott:-) hugs Jan xx

January 16, 2016 at 9:21 PM

Very humorous. I just finished the Golan, also very funny.

January 17, 2016 at 1:07 PM

Thanks James:-) hugs Jan xx

January 16, 2016 at 9:23 PM

Sorry, Collaboration, don't know where Golan came from.

January 16, 2016 at 4:07 PM

LOL! Wasn't expecting this at all. I love your humor. Congratulations on the win!

January 16, 2016 at 4:34 PM

Thanks Susan:-) glad I made you smile:-) this poem has been continued with Rob Bettridge - do give it a read lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Pandita Sietesantos

January 16, 2016 at 1:30 PM

Tehehehe! What a very clever, amusing Limerick! I am glad to see it on the winners' list! Congratulations on a well-deserved win! Pandita

January 16, 2016 at 1:35 PM

Thanks so much Pandita:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars

January 16, 2016 at 11:42 AM

Jan, this is great!!! lolololol You're awesome *smiles* -luloo

January 16, 2016 at 12:08 PM

Thanks LuLoo ... Do read on with 'he's bent collaboration' with Rob Bettridge ... it was totally a spontaneous write and was great fun to do:-) hugs jan xx

January 14, 2016 at 1:27 PM

Laughing out loud...

January 14, 2016 at 2:26 PM

Daniel if you have the time go on to the 'He's bent collaboration' I did with Rob Bettridge - we had such fun continuing this story:-) hugs Jan xx

January 6, 2016 at 7:34 AM

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. Keep it going Jan - You started it. lol)... When his wife ran away from poor Roger - Because of the shape of his todger - He cried and he moped - When she upped and eloped - In the dead of the night with the Lodger --- But I don't feel sorry for Rodger - Who developed a kink in his todger - There are many that will - (Who just for the thrill) - Put a Smile on the face of that Codger --- He is proud that he's now in demand - By those that admire his new stand - If kinky it seems - If only in dreams - To be diddled with Roger's bent gland --- Now Roger's a Porn Star, of late - Busy making the most of his fate - Though straining too much - It has worn down a touch - To the point of appearing quite straight.

January 7, 2016 at 2:32 PM

If you post my poem with your verses added on then I will continue the saga lol:-) that way your wonderful funny words will be seen and not lost as a comment on soup - so post it please:-) hugs Jan xx

January 7, 2016 at 1:46 PM

It's Your original concept Jan, I just added to it so you can add it to yours if you want to..... Nope,You don't get out of it that easy Jan.... it's Your turn again to add more verses. Lets Bounce off each other and see where this goes, eh? lol

January 7, 2016 at 11:05 AM

ha ha ha - Rob you should post that along with mine - you have my blessing to post it and have made my day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

January 3, 2016 at 7:30 PM

Lol....very well done write , you've just improved my day ...thank you, hugs / :) dalia

January 4, 2016 at 1:10 AM

Glad it made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

January 3, 2016 at 6:20 PM

I've already read the first one with that title, Jan. Can't find the other one... but thanks for the laughs this morning. Will be back later. hugs! :-)))

January 4, 2016 at 1:10 AM

thanks for dropping back again:-) hugs Jan xx

January 3, 2016 at 5:49 PM

LOL! My first laugh this morning. Thanks and hugs, lady! hhahhaah

January 3, 2016 at 5:55 PM

Oh there are lots more where this one came from Kim:-) You know me lol:-) hugs Jan xx. I have two bored in Manhattan poems you may enjoy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

January 2, 2016 at 8:35 PM

Reminds me of someone, this is hilarious! Hugs

January 3, 2016 at 6:22 AM

Ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

January 2, 2016 at 2:49 PM

LMAO - thanks for a good laugh. Happy New Year xx

January 2, 2016 at 2:50 PM

Thanks Jack thought I would open the new year with a humourous poem:-) Happy New Year:-) hugs Jan xx

January 2, 2016 at 11:02 AM

Ha ha! I guess his wife doesn't like right wingers

January 2, 2016 at 11:40 AM

ha ha ha love it David:-) hugs Jan xx

January 2, 2016 at 10:30 AM

Judging by this one, 2016 is going to be a "bang" up year!!! Happy New Year Jan... love, Jack xox

January 2, 2016 at 10:39 AM

Ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

January 2, 2016 at 9:19 AM

Oh my!!! Poor Rodger :-) tip top condition!!! Instead of coming he went :-D

January 2, 2016 at 9:28 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

January 2, 2016 at 7:00 AM

Hilarious! Is the moral of the story not to have lodgers, Jean?

January 2, 2016 at 7:08 AM

Ha Ha Ha :-) Happy New Year Demetrios - I wanted to start of the poetry new year with a 'bang' - poetically speaking lol:-) hugs Jan xx

January 2, 2016 at 5:26 AM

Crafty. I love it.

January 2, 2016 at 6:15 AM

Thanks Scott lol:-) hugs Jan xx

January 1, 2016 at 8:23 PM

hilarious, jan! i needed that smile just now so a big thank you!

January 2, 2016 at 4:55 AM

Aww thanks Ilene - I never categorise my poems as hilarious only humourous as I know my humour does not appeal to all... but I had fun with this one and wanted my first poem of the year to be funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

January 1, 2016 at 3:56 PM

hahah, you are really getting good since you mastered the meter, Jan!! This is just great. Happy New Year. I thought I had more time here today but just found out Joe's brother will be here in half an hour. EEEEEKKKK

January 1, 2016 at 4:05 PM

Just thought I would post a fun poem as my first one for the New Year - hope you have a wonderful day:-) hugs Jan xx

January 1, 2016 at 3:28 PM

lol...poor Rodger

January 1, 2016 at 3:31 PM

LOL :-) Hugs Jan xx

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