Constance La France Poet Limerick

Her What - Bawdy Limerick

 
There once was fat lady who liked to strut,
she liked to flirt, flounce and show off her butt;
to sashay in a square dance,
that was more stagger and prance . . . 
fell on her backside and revealed her ... what ! 

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May 15, 2023


Poetry/Limerick/Her White - Bawdy Limerick
Copyright Protected, ID 05-1547-597-15
All Rights Reserved, 2023, Constance La France

Written for the Standard contest, Funny, Bawdy, Humorous Limerick
sponsor, Tania Kitchin, Judged 05/28/2023

Second Place

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Andrea Dietrich May 30, 2023 at 12:36 PM Good one, Dear Heart. Big congrats. Constance La France May 30, 2023 at 1:39 PM Andrea, thank you so much for the compliment and congrats !

Alexis Y. May 28, 2023 at 6:19 PM Lol! Constance, This is a good one. Congratulations on your winning write. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis Constance La France May 29, 2023 at 6:36 AM Alexis, thank you so much for the compliment and congratulations !

Janice Canerdy May 28, 2023 at 5:59 PM Good one, Constance! CONGRATS on your win. Janice Constance La France May 29, 2023 at 6:37 AM Janice, thank you so much for the compliment and congrats !

Tania Kitchin May 28, 2023 at 11:29 AM Constance, I enjoyed your funny limerick, made me laugh, congratulations on your winning placement! Constance La France May 29, 2023 at 6:37 AM Tania, thank you so much for the contest and my placement and the compliment and congratulations !

Joe Maverick May 23, 2023 at 12:58 PM A what knot. ? Terrible thoughts i'm seeing I'm scarred forever Constance.' Constance La France May 24, 2023 at 7:24 AM Joe, yeah its not a very nice visual, I agree but it is a bawdy limerick !