Viv Wigley Poet Limerick

He-Man Limerick Contest Ii

I don't look like those muscle bound jocks
as I stand wearing nothing but socks
so I bought some dumb bells
but can't use them, oh well-
since I can't lift the lid off the box !

21st Feb 2016
For Limerick contest II, sponsor Jan Allison

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Andrea Dietrich June 23, 2016 at 8:35 PM Hey, Miss you!!!

Arthur Vaso April 3, 2016 at 1:07 AM LOL thats hilarious!!!!! Loved this!

James Inman March 25, 2016 at 7:56 AM Lol, hah hah hahahah!!

Paul Callus March 19, 2016 at 10:14 AM I must have missed this witty limerick, Viv! Hope you're not still trying to open that box:) Jokes apart...I hope you are keeping well...your presence has been missed! ~ Regards // paul

Poet Destroyer A March 15, 2016 at 12:14 AM Viv, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~

Teddy Kimathi March 7, 2016 at 5:33 AM My ribs still cracking whenever I open this page!!!! Congrats Viv, for your interesting WIN in the contest!!! ;-)

Sarita Milliner March 6, 2016 at 8:29 PM Now that's funny!! Congratulations on your win!!

Susan Gentry March 6, 2016 at 8:23 PM LOL! This is the best one I've read so far. Congratulations on your win! A 7

Eve Roper March 6, 2016 at 8:23 PM haha... nice write, Viv, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve

Andrea Dietrich March 6, 2016 at 7:29 PM hahaha. AMazingly good. Congrats on the win. How the heck did I miss THIS one the first time?

Jan Allison March 6, 2016 at 6:12 PM absolutely hilarious Mr Viv many congrats:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie February 22, 2016 at 11:07 PM You're a funny man Viv - thanks for the chuckle - Lindsay Viv Wigley March 1, 2016 at 12:10 AM Cheers Lindsay, apologies for late response, I've been real busy. regards, Viv

Jean Murray February 22, 2016 at 11:27 AM TWO LENSES I close one eye and see him. Strong, fit and slim. On, my God, I can't help it. I really fancy him. Close it now and open the other. We really are in bother. In his socks and birthday suit. He's showing all his blubber. Viv Wigley March 1, 2016 at 12:10 AM Thanks, Jean, sorry I'm late getting back, been so busy of late. Viv x

Jean Murray February 22, 2016 at 4:06 AM Please don't make me picture you in socks only Viv. I will inspire me to write Two Lenses.

Tim Smith February 21, 2016 at 6:06 PM terrific Viv Wigley March 1, 2016 at 12:11 AM Thanks, Tim, my jacket with the muscles in is at the dry cleaners. Regards, Viv

Lin Lane February 21, 2016 at 4:15 AM A really good one, Viv! Viv Wigley March 1, 2016 at 12:12 AM Thanks, Lin, glad you liked it, Viv x

Nette Onclaud February 21, 2016 at 4:05 AM no matter, you're still a hunk, viv, hahaha!.. enjoyed this!..huggs Viv Wigley March 1, 2016 at 12:13 AM You have great taste but poor eyesight, nette :) Viv x

Kevin Fairbrother February 21, 2016 at 3:13 AM Very, very good Viv, good luck I think your Limerick carries a lot of weight. Cheers Kev Viv Wigley March 1, 2016 at 12:13 AM Thanks, Kevin, I carry a lot around the middle, sadly. Regards, Viv