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Hello and Meow

I am a kitty Cat
and I came to live with a sweet lady when I was five years old
I came from a home where I was not loved
and left alone all day  ... oh yes, I was a sad Kitty Cat
the lady took me to the Vet and he said I was too small
for an adult cat, I weighed only five pounds
but the lady changed all that
and soon I thought of her as my mommy
she feeds me wet food four times a day and dry anytime
the wet food makes me silently fart, nothing too stinky
but it is good for me and I have gained weight
although, I will never be a big cat
mommy says I am too delicate and tiny 
I get treats too but she makes me do tricks for them
and it was discovered that I did not know how to play
now, I have a scratching post with a dangling toy
a flat on the floor scratching thing, a cat play mat
a comfy bed, a cat pillow, and toys that squeak and roll
sometimes, when I am running fast, I fart
I have pretty food and water dishes
and a pink collar with a bell
mommy brushes me every day so I do not get tangles
and she cuts my nails (I don't like that much and growl)
oh yes, I am a very pampered cat
it has been years now and I am ten years old in cat years
I think that's old in people years too, like seventy 
is what mommy says
I have her very well trained to sit on the sofa
and pet me but if she presses my tummy, I fart
she says I snore really loud too
well, if you say so mommy
you do too
as I am getting older I sleep more (a lot)
and the farting thing is worst as it sneaks up on me
but mommy only smiles at me and laughs and gives kisses
I know she loves me very much even though I snore loud
and sometimes when I am totally relaxed
fart

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October 1, 2021


Poetry/Personification/Hello and Meow
Copyright Protected,  ID 10-1392-343-01
All Rights Reserved, 2021, Constance La France

Written for the Premier contest, May The Gas Be With You, Part 2
sponsor, Chantelle Anne Cooke, Judged 10/09/2021

Second Place

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Date: 10/11/2021 6:19:00 AM
LOVE IT. A huge CONGRATS, Constance! Janice
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Constance La France
Date: 10/11/2021 10:23:00 AM
Janice, thank you for the compliment and congrats ~ love and serenity _Constance
Date: 10/11/2021 3:52:00 AM
I laughed out loud at the last word, very well written WD, Congratulations !!!
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Constance La France
Date: 10/11/2021 10:25:00 AM
Paris-Maree, lol, and actually that is true, thanks for the comment, compliment and congratulations ~ love and serenity _Constance
Date: 10/10/2021 8:57:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. A cute/fun~~story/write. I love this Kitty write. Have a blessed day................
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Constance La France
Date: 10/10/2021 12:44:00 PM
Paula, thank you for the congratulations and compliment ~ love and serenity _Constance
Date: 10/10/2021 4:06:00 AM
Congratulations to you and your kitty for collaborating on this winner, Constance!
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Constance La France
Date: 10/10/2021 6:07:00 AM
Jenna, thank you so much for the congratulations, "we" appreciate it ~ love and serenity _Constance
Date: 10/10/2021 1:05:00 AM
Congrats on your win!
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Constance La France
Date: 10/10/2021 6:07:00 AM
Karen, thank you for the congrats ~ love and serenity _Constance
Date: 10/1/2021 12:05:00 PM
This sounds suspiciously like Snuggles "I have pretty food and water dishes and a pink collar with a bell mommy brushes me every day so I do not get tangles and she cuts my nails (I don't like that much and growl oh yes, I am a very pampered cat" Lucky Cat!
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Constance La France
Date: 10/1/2021 12:44:00 PM
Caren, lol, I had fun writing this from my cats point of view ~ love and serenity _Constance
Date: 10/1/2021 11:34:00 AM
Hello Constance, this is so cute. Looks like a winner to me. Serenity & Love, Darlene
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 10/1/2021 3:11:00 PM
Hello Constance, I think she will find it to be a cute poem. Serenity &Love Darlene
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Constance La France
Date: 10/1/2021 12:45:00 PM
Darlene, thanks for the compliment, I hope Chantelle likes it too ~ love and serenity _Constance
Date: 10/1/2021 9:23:00 AM
Constance, I thoroughly enjoyed your poem from beginning to end. Your utilization of personification for this story is just perfect. What a lucky cat!
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Constance La France
Date: 10/1/2021 12:46:00 PM
Milton, thank you for the compliment, I had fun writing from my cats view point, she is lucky, I am lucky, it is a win, win ~ peace and tranquility _Constance
Date: 10/1/2021 8:17:00 AM
ha ha ha kitten farts are so disgusting lol, love your witty side Constance:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/1/2021 12:48:00 PM
Jan, thanks for the compliment on my witty side, well maybe some cat farts are disgusting but not this cats, they are just tiny stinkers gone in a moment ~ love and serenity _Constance

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