Heather

Heather, Oh Heather The worst waitress ever Whenever will you come back to me? I sit here forever No service is rendered And never do ever complain Heather, Oh Heather It’s so hard to remember And it’s easy as pie to forget With so many orders And Special de Jours If only you could find your pen Heather, Oh Heather It sez here in the paper That people are where they eat Together, they’ll find us Alone in the diners Apart from the lives we lead Heather, Oh Heather The worst waitress ever The service was splendored today We’ll take us together Away and forever And never will ever complain