Heather

Heather, Oh Heather
The worst waitress ever
Whenever will you come back to me? 
I sit here forever
No service is rendered	
And never do ever complain

Heather, Oh Heather	
It’s so hard to remember
And it’s easy as pie to forget
With so many orders
And Special de Jours
If only you could find your pen 

Heather, Oh Heather		
It sez here in the paper
That people are where they eat
Together, they’ll find us
Alone in the diners
Apart from the lives we lead 

Heather, Oh Heather	
The worst waitress ever
The service was splendored today
We’ll take us together
Away and forever 
And never will ever complain
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Baker Avatar
October 17, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Nice rhythm and great rhyming, Robert. I enjoyed your poem today. I'll be back to read more later. Welcome to Poetry Soup! I'll be following your poetry so we can get to know each other. Have a great week! Bill
Dietrich Avatar
October 8, 2023 at 1:33 PM
this is super fun, and as Ink Empress says, it's quite catchy
Empress Avatar
October 2, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Such beautifully and catchy cadence to this lyrical and fun read written in such a descriptive manner. I love the ending the most.away and forver…
Schatz Avatar
October 3, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Thank you so much!!
Pandit Avatar
October 2, 2023 at 4:48 AM
A joy to read, Robert. This is how it feels in a busy place.
Schatz Avatar
October 3, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Thank you so much!!
Edmonds  Avatar
September 30, 2023 at 4:46 PM
With a feather in her cap at long last - Heather was mightily pleased about that - They went far away, ate candy all day - Till all their teeth simply rotted away.…… Belle
Schatz Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 2:30 AM
You're a kick Belle!
Spilchuk Avatar
September 30, 2023 at 10:17 AM
Pleasant humour that is enjoyable to read.
Schatz Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Thank you Dennis!
Jones Avatar
September 29, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Hahaha! Enjoyed this humorous poem!
Schatz Avatar
October 1, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Thank you Karen!
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