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He Stepped On My Finger

He stepped on my finger, So I bit off his toe. He screamed and threw fits And told everyone I know. He tripped on my knee, So I gave him a welt He was shocked beyond shock That I used a big belt He hushed me but once For the repercussions were not pretty We married one night In the bright town of New York City He knows what he’s got For I have hid nothing from him He rarely touches me, Knowing I will not take it as any kind of a whim He stays in his place, On his side of the bed, He barely breathes sometime, Full knowing my stead He once raised his hand As if to give me a slap But then he remembered And pretended to clap

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Date: 4/9/2019 10:53:00 PM
Great way to vent the "Scary Caren"! hahahaha! I LOVE that last part, "He once raised his hand/ As if to give me a slap/ But then he remembered/ And pretended to clap"! HILARIOUS!! ;D Yet another FAV for me...
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Rhona Mcferran
Date: 4/10/2019 12:50:00 AM
Oops, too late! ...he probably saw your master-plan in the comments! (If I don't hear from you, I'll know you & Trixie ended up in there instead!) ;D
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/10/2019 12:29:00 AM
My husband has not read this one apparently. I am waiting for him to confront me. I have a little cabinet to push him into with a lock. Ha!
Date: 4/9/2019 3:10:00 AM
Love this one..is unique and original Panagiota
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/9/2019 5:54:00 AM
I love it when my evil terrible mean side comes out in the form of a poem; so much nicer than if I actually DID these things.

Book: Shattered Sighs