Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

He Sired Ninety-Five Kittens

There once was a cat named Mr. Morgan
  Who sipped his share of Kentucky bourbon
    Sired ninety-five kittens
    Said he's not forbidden
  From abusing his sexual organ

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Caren Krutsinger November 7, 2022 at 11:01 PM What a gadabout town!

Valsa George November 7, 2022 at 9:53 PM Highly productive..... ! How many wives he procured....? Quite a limerick, dear friend!

Linda Alice Fowler November 7, 2022 at 8:27 AM LOLOL gw. He was quite the ladies man, eh? Gershon Wolf November 7, 2022 at 7:59 PM Quite!

Becky Forbes November 6, 2022 at 6:46 PM Is his first name "Captain"? Becky Forbes November 6, 2022 at 7:21 PM Ahoy! Gershon Wolf November 6, 2022 at 7:15 PM How'd you know, Holmes?! ~ Watson

Jennifer Proxenos November 6, 2022 at 1:28 PM A good fun Limerick my friend keep writing we need to beware and financially aware but still need to laugh. Hugs and blessings Jennifer Gershon Wolf November 6, 2022 at 5:38 PM Laughter is the only remedy for my financial woes. Laughing out loud beats the alternative. ~ Mind over Bitcoin

Robert Gorelick November 6, 2022 at 12:19 PM An un-cat igorgical lecture! Gershon Wolf November 6, 2022 at 5:32 PM Inquiring kittens want to know what 'igorgical' means. lol.

Tom Cunningham November 6, 2022 at 1:38 AM Wow, bet he's in the guinness book of records. Tom Gershon Wolf November 6, 2022 at 3:53 PM Well, he's in the book of records for cats, Tom. It's called the 'Kit-ness' Book of Records. lol. Always good to laugh with you! ~ Smiling away, Gershon