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He Needs Support - Bawdy Warning

Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus (No injury was obvious) But Jock bruised his willy And now he feels silly With todger strapped up in a truss Thanks to my friend who set me a challenge to get Jock Strap in a poem 07/13/21

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/18/2021 5:47:00 PM

If there is one person who could rise to the occasion, it would be you Jan!

David Kavanagh

Date: 7/16/2021 4:31:00 AM

Lol great one Jan, jock strap, should’ve known better, and I’m guessing in future will be wearing a cod piece, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 3:55:00 PM

LOL thanks David, I've just re posted it with the poems added - feel free to join in!:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/15/2021 12:05:00 PM

- ... :))) ... I had to google ... Jock Strap ... "Jockstraps - Seductive and sensual ... Neutral shipping and invoicing possible!" ... - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 3:56:00 PM

thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/14/2021 11:24:00 PM

Oh! brilliant.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 3:56:00 PM

thanks Harry, its now a collaboration and I've re posted the poem - do join in if you have time xx:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/14/2021 11:32:00 AM

i think you can meet any poetry challenge out there, jan! you've done a great job with this one...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 3:58:00 PM

I couldn't resist Ilene, I have re posted the poem with additional limericks, do feel free to join in if you have the time:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/14/2021 10:51:00 AM

I thought Jock Strap was a Scotsman?

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:01:00 PM

lol thats funny Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Lawrence

Date: 7/14/2021 9:59:00 AM

Ouch ! Love it . wonderful humor Jan! xx Susan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:01:00 PM

it's now a collaboration, i have re posted it with some hilarious additions, feel free to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 7/14/2021 9:40:00 AM

He washed his new jock, it was new So it tightly embraced both its crew But after the race Oh what a disgrace His now aching partners were blue

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:02:00 PM

John that is so funny I have added it to my poem and re posted it as a collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/14/2021 8:30:00 AM

Love it! He’s such a jock strap…an obvious insult…lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:06:00 PM

thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 7/14/2021 1:21:00 AM

You are great fun, Jan Hugs.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:07:00 PM

we need more humour Victor!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/14/2021 12:36:00 AM

Lol, emailed you Jan. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:07:00 PM

Thanks Tom, re posted as a collaboration xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 7/14/2021 12:34:00 AM

Brilliantly humorous Jan, sending you a SoupMail :-) Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:08:00 PM

thank Belle its now re posted as a collaboration:-) hugs jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 7/14/2021 12:15:00 AM

Sounds painfully funny......

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:09:00 PM

thanks so much Delice:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/13/2021 5:30:00 PM

(chuckle) Well, I suppose he is tied up for awhile, eh? Nothing worse than a bruised willy, as any teenager can attest to.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/16/2021 4:09:00 PM

lol Milton, I have reposted it as a collaboration, do feel free to join in!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/13/2021 4:14:00 PM

Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! Keep them coming. Have a nice day:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2021 4:36:00 PM

Alexis if you want to make it a collaboration I am happy to oblige lol, Tom and Terry have done such fun ones this week:-) hugs Jan xx