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He Needs Support - Bawdy Warning

Jock stumbled - pals called him a wus
(No injury was obvious)
But Jock bruised his willy
And now he feels silly
With todger strapped up in a truss 

Thanks to my friend who set me a challenge to get Jock Strap in a poem

07/13/21

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/18/2021 5:47:00 PM If there is one person who could rise to the occasion, it would be you Jan! Login to Reply

David Kavanagh Date: 7/16/2021 4:31:00 AM Lol great one Jan, jock strap, should’ve known better, and I’m guessing in future will be wearing a cod piece, cheers David Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 3:55:00 PM LOL thanks David, I've just re posted it with the poems added - feel free to join in!:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/15/2021 12:05:00 PM - ... :))) ... I had to google ... Jock Strap ... "Jockstraps - Seductive and sensual ... Neutral shipping and invoicing possible!" ... - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 3:56:00 PM thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 7/14/2021 11:24:00 PM Oh! brilliant. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 3:56:00 PM thanks Harry, its now a collaboration and I've re posted the poem - do join in if you have time xx:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/14/2021 11:32:00 AM i think you can meet any poetry challenge out there, jan! you've done a great job with this one... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 3:58:00 PM I couldn't resist Ilene, I have re posted the poem with additional limericks, do feel free to join in if you have the time:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 7/14/2021 10:51:00 AM I thought Jock Strap was a Scotsman? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:01:00 PM lol thats funny Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Lawrence Date: 7/14/2021 9:59:00 AM Ouch ! Love it . wonderful humor Jan! xx Susan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:01:00 PM it's now a collaboration, i have re posted it with some hilarious additions, feel free to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 7/14/2021 9:40:00 AM He washed his new jock, it was new So it tightly embraced both its crew But after the race Oh what a disgrace His now aching partners were blue Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:02:00 PM John that is so funny I have added it to my poem and re posted it as a collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/14/2021 8:30:00 AM Love it! He’s such a jock strap…an obvious insult…lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:06:00 PM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 7/14/2021 1:21:00 AM You are great fun, Jan Hugs. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:07:00 PM we need more humour Victor!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/14/2021 12:36:00 AM Lol, emailed you Jan. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:07:00 PM Thanks Tom, re posted as a collaboration xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds Date: 7/14/2021 12:34:00 AM Brilliantly humorous Jan, sending you a SoupMail :-) Belle Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:08:00 PM thank Belle its now re posted as a collaboration:-) hugs jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly Date: 7/14/2021 12:15:00 AM Sounds painfully funny...... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:09:00 PM thanks so much Delice:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins Date: 7/13/2021 5:30:00 PM (chuckle) Well, I suppose he is tied up for awhile, eh? Nothing worse than a bruised willy, as any teenager can attest to. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2021 4:09:00 PM lol Milton, I have reposted it as a collaboration, do feel free to join in!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/13/2021 4:14:00 PM Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! Keep them coming. Have a nice day:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/13/2021 4:36:00 PM Alexis if you want to make it a collaboration I am happy to oblige lol, Tom and Terry have done such fun ones this week:-) hugs Jan xx