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He Didn'T Get the Message - Collaboration

There once was a fellow named Ted
Who recently in church got wed
His wife was in the mood
Laying there in the nude…
He was texting his friends instead!


He was sending text after text
His new wife was feeling quite vexed
'I'm after your bone - 
now get off your phone ....
Or I'll leave if I'm under sexed!

A collaboration with Jospeh May

Both Poems inspired by 'And Nothing Else Matters' By Andrea Dietrich
1st May 2016

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Jack Horne May 10, 2016 at 3:16 PM LOL, could just picture a guy I know in this situation - have a great week, Jan x Jan Allison May 11, 2016 at 2:57 AM Oh dear poor man or poor wife lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lenny Gazbowski May 9, 2016 at 2:20 PM Funny ! And probably more true than we think ! Today I had to swerve around a man who was too busy texting whilst walking ! I was on my disability scooter :-) Jan Allison May 11, 2016 at 2:57 AM It infuriates me that people are so insensitive Lenny - if you had run him over of course he would have blamed you - lets wait to see when the 'claims' companies get on the bandwagon of claims caused by mobiles!!! hugs jan xx

Paul Callus May 4, 2016 at 4:54 AM Very funny;) Well done Jan and Joseph...and Andrea who had a finger in the pie!!! (Upps) hugs ... paul Jan Allison May 4, 2016 at 5:21 PM Thanks so much Paul:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 1, 2016 at 10:46 AM I saw this at Joseph's page. LOVE LOVE It. bone line was a hoot. FAVE Jan Allison May 1, 2016 at 11:02 AM I did get Joseph's permission to post this - was unsure how that line would be accepted but hey ho I do sail close to the wind with my poems ... literally speaking of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso April 30, 2016 at 9:16 PM Its amazing that with all the texting how many still dont get the message! Loved this! Jan Allison May 1, 2016 at 8:15 AM LOL love that comment:-) hugs Jan x

Connie Marcum Wong April 30, 2016 at 8:14 PM Jan and Joseph, excellent! You two make a great team! # 7 ; ) Jan Allison April 30, 2016 at 8:18 PM It was a great fun writing with Joseph I do hope Andrea likes the end result with this poem:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith April 30, 2016 at 7:12 PM Young Ted he just wouldn't let go...even with her lingerie show...she took his device...in two did she splice...and out did all the insides flow....lol Jan Allison April 30, 2016 at 7:29 PM hee hee hee Maybe her name was bobbett lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May April 30, 2016 at 6:39 PM Love it Jan... thank you ...hugs Joseph May April 30, 2016 at 7:12 PM I think she will love it Jan...hugs Jan Allison April 30, 2016 at 6:52 PM Any time Joseph:-):-) it was my pleasure to continue your theme:-) I hope Andrea approves:-):-) hugs Jan xx