Haydn Aidan and Monica Reith

Haydn Aidan and Monica Reith Made a pact to share false teeth They did the same with pants and shoes It saved the bother of having to choose One worked by night and one by day They shared a bed and to keep it neat They made the change in a passageway They shared a bed but to keep things neat Each one had their own bed sheet They only decided they would try it To help each other keep to their diet After fourteen years when both were thin They started living apart again Then Haydn Aidan and Monica Reith Each went and bought their own false teeth But for a while they didn’t rush Each to buy their own tooth brush Once a week they met in town And brushed each other’s dentures down Monica Reith and Haydn Aidan Virgin man and blushing maiden Neither of them ever saw That the other may have wanted more Those bestest of best best friends Which is sadly where our story ends