Having Things Due Is Doo Doo

Payments on my credit card and rent are always due. Power, water, gas, and those horrendous phone bills too. Borrowed books I’ve not yet read soon are coming due. Maybe I can find some time to read them in the loo. Also it’s that time of year when all of us are due for a visit to a store with cheap shots for the flu! My mammograms and dental visits are LONG overdue. I cannot afford them yet. What’s a girl to do? And Mr. Doctor, why must I wait so long just for you? I think some respect for me, your patient, sure is due! Thinking of the money from my savings I withdrew just to make it through this year has really made me blue. Gee, if I could have one wish and have that wish come true, I would wish to live my life as one big well-to-do! But there’s one thing that’s NOT due for which I need not stew. Thank goodness that I’m too old now to have a baby due!
For Paula Swanson's How Due You Dew Poetry Contest

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Date: 12/16/2013 4:25:00 PM
Andrea This is a silly and cute write. You made it fun for the reader and gives them a chuckle and laugh. Nice job Thanks for the awesome comment on my Mystery Man poem. Yes, I did enter it in the contest. Hugs
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Date: 2/2/2013 3:40:00 PM
like this one,, wonderful to read this,, no different from over here Andrea,,, another joy of yours, love this...
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Date: 9/16/2011 11:56:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on fabulous second place win with this excellent witty write luv... enjoy...
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Date: 9/15/2011 11:08:00 PM
Oh but those were the days!!!Congratulations on a cute poem and big win Andrea. Love, Joyce
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Date: 9/15/2011 10:20:00 PM
Hey I knew knew that this poem was not do do and a win was due. Yahoo! Well done. Lee
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Date: 9/14/2011 3:25:00 AM
how imaginative and playfully ttrue, andie.. congrats on your glowing win! :) huggs
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Date: 9/13/2011 8:18:00 PM
Congratulations on your wonderful win!!!!!!!!-------Lori
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Date: 9/13/2011 4:58:00 PM
How wonderful Andrea.Well deserved 2nd.place win I told you this was funny.~LOTS OF LUV~Teresa
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Date: 9/13/2011 2:42:00 PM
A masterpiece from you Andrea!Congrats on your big win:)
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Date: 9/13/2011 11:29:00 AM
See you won BIG! can I pickum or can I pickum! light & love
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Date: 9/13/2011 11:16:00 AM
CONGRATS ANDREA ON SUPER SECOND PLACE WIN FOR THIS EXCELLENT POETRY LUV..
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Date: 9/13/2011 10:17:00 AM
My apologies for missing so many contest results - many congrats on all your wins : ) I'll catch up on your latest poetry later!
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Date: 9/13/2011 9:36:00 AM
Congratulations, Andrea. Enjoyed it before, much enjoyed. I wish you well. Dinda.
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Date: 9/13/2011 8:26:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Paula Swanson's "How Due You Dew" contest Andrea. Love,Carol
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Date: 9/13/2011 3:54:00 AM
hey Andrea congrats on your win, it's no better in England! take a deep breath read this very qucikly and it 's a great entry for a slam session, love it..David
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Date: 9/12/2011 10:29:00 PM
I love it! :-)
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Date: 9/12/2011 10:24:00 PM
I can't write a rhyme to this, you filled it in so well. You made me laugh and really gave em' hell. You have your times when your in the groove. I just want to thank you and tell you I approve.
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Date: 9/12/2011 4:41:00 PM
You made me laugh with this one Andrea.Hope you have lots of luck in the contest friend.I've been under the weather for awhile but starting to feel better now so thanks for thinking of me.~LOTS OF LUV~Teresa
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Date: 9/11/2011 8:54:00 PM
Wonderful Andrea, truth of it all unified with humor and the last line says it all for a lot of us. I enjoyed and wish you the best in the contest.
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Date: 9/11/2011 8:04:00 PM
Ohhhh surely a winner LOL I really needed this humerous write THANKS! light & love
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Date: 9/11/2011 3:03:00 PM
Wonderful, witty write and yes we are to old to have a baby due. ha ha This is excellent and good luck on the contest. love phyl
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Date: 9/10/2011 7:49:00 PM
super super super is all I can say Andrea with this witty and wonderful word fest .. great use of due and do and luv the way u ended it all.. me too.. good luck in the contest my friend.. some super entries u have created ...this week...
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Date: 9/10/2011 11:10:00 AM
LOL, loved this very witty write, my friend
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Date: 9/10/2011 11:01:00 AM
Real things are realistically portrayed,Andrea.I finished reading with a smile.Luv Fabiyas
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Date: 9/10/2011 10:26:00 AM
Cute one got a chuckle..Sometimes women get surprises..I hope that you don't if you don't want a surprise..Enjoyed reading..winning material for sure..Yes, sometimes it takes forever for what we want to go through to go through and I am just glad that it posts or validates for the other way around is not good at all..thanks for the comments..Sara
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