Having Things Due Is Doo Doo

Payments on my credit card and rent are always due. Power, water, gas, and those horrendous phone bills too. Borrowed books I’ve not yet read soon are coming due. Maybe I can find some time to read them in the loo. Also it’s that time of year when all of us are due for a visit to a store with cheap shots for the flu! My mammograms and dental visits are LONG overdue. I cannot afford them yet. What’s a girl to do? And Mr. Doctor, why must I wait so long just for you? I think some respect for me, your patient, sure is due! Thinking of the money from my savings I withdrew just to make it through this year has really made me blue. Gee, if I could have one wish and have that wish come true, I would wish to live my life as one big well-to-do! But there’s one thing that’s NOT due for which I need not stew. Thank goodness that I’m too old now to have a baby due!
For Paula Swanson's How Due You Dew Poetry Contest
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Davis Avatar
December 16, 2013 at 4:25 PM
Andrea This is a silly and cute write. You made it fun for the reader and gives them a chuckle and laugh. Nice job Thanks for the awesome comment on my Mystery Man poem. Yes, I did enter it in the contest. Hugs
Horsman Avatar
February 2, 2013 at 3:40 PM
like this one,, wonderful to read this,, no different from over here Andrea,,, another joy of yours, love this...
Sweetheart Avatar
September 16, 2011 at 11:56 PM
Congrats Andrea on fabulous second place win with this excellent witty write luv... enjoy...
Johnson Avatar
September 15, 2011 at 11:08 PM
Oh but those were the days!!!Congratulations on a cute poem and big win Andrea. Love, Joyce
Ramage Avatar
September 15, 2011 at 10:20 PM
Hey I knew knew that this poem was not do do and a win was due. Yahoo! Well done. Lee
Onclaud Avatar
September 14, 2011 at 3:25 AM
how imaginative and playfully ttrue, andie.. congrats on your glowing win! :) huggs
Lucas Mcclure Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 8:18 PM
Congratulations on your wonderful win!!!!!!!!-------Lori
Skyles-Theoklapoet Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 4:58 PM
How wonderful Andrea.Well deserved 2nd.place win I told you this was funny.~LOTS OF LUV~Teresa
Poet Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 2:42 PM
A masterpiece from you Andrea!Congrats on your big win:)
Guzzi Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 11:29 AM
See you won BIG! can I pickum or can I pickum! light & love
Sweetheart Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 11:16 AM
CONGRATS ANDREA ON SUPER SECOND PLACE WIN FOR THIS EXCELLENT POETRY LUV..
Horne Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 10:17 AM
My apologies for missing so many contest results - many congrats on all your wins : ) I'll catch up on your latest poetry later!
Minardi Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Congratulations, Andrea. Enjoyed it before, much enjoyed. I wish you well. Dinda.
Brown Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 8:26 AM
Congratulations on your win in Paula Swanson's "How Due You Dew" contest Andrea. Love,Carol
Williams Avatar
September 13, 2011 at 3:54 AM
hey Andrea congrats on your win, it's no better in England! take a deep breath read this very qucikly and it 's a great entry for a slam session, love it..David
Kearley Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 10:29 PM
I love it! :-)
Johnson Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 10:24 PM
I can't write a rhyme to this, you filled it in so well. You made me laugh and really gave em' hell. You have your times when your in the groove. I just want to thank you and tell you I approve.
Skyles-Theoklapoet Avatar
September 12, 2011 at 4:41 PM
You made me laugh with this one Andrea.Hope you have lots of luck in the contest friend.I've been under the weather for awhile but starting to feel better now so thanks for thinking of me.~LOTS OF LUV~Teresa
Wesley Avatar
September 11, 2011 at 8:54 PM
Wonderful Andrea, truth of it all unified with humor and the last line says it all for a lot of us. I enjoyed and wish you the best in the contest.
Guzzi Avatar
September 11, 2011 at 8:04 PM
Ohhhh surely a winner LOL I really needed this humerous write THANKS! light & love
Babcock Avatar
September 11, 2011 at 3:03 PM
Wonderful, witty write and yes we are to old to have a baby due. ha ha This is excellent and good luck on the contest. love phyl
Sweetheart Avatar
September 10, 2011 at 7:49 PM
super super super is all I can say Andrea with this witty and wonderful word fest .. great use of due and do and luv the way u ended it all.. me too.. good luck in the contest my friend.. some super entries u have created ...this week...
Horne Avatar
September 10, 2011 at 11:10 AM
LOL, loved this very witty write, my friend
M V Avatar
September 10, 2011 at 11:01 AM
Real things are realistically portrayed,Andrea.I finished reading with a smile.Luv Fabiyas
Kendrick Avatar
September 10, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Cute one got a chuckle..Sometimes women get surprises..I hope that you don't if you don't want a surprise..Enjoyed reading..winning material for sure..Yes, sometimes it takes forever for what we want to go through to go through and I am just glad that it posts or validates for the other way around is not good at all..thanks for the comments..Sara
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