Having Fun

I like to go and party and have a good time with the boys We raise a little hell and we make a little noise When it's half past closing time I'll give my girl a call And say, "Honey, come and get me. It's too damn far to crawl." She says, "Don't hold your breath. Better still, hold it until you hurt. If I see you on the road tonight You'll have a tire track on your shirt." Sorry, sweetie. Didn't mean to make you mad. I was only out having fun. She said, "Now it's my turn to have some too. If I can only find the gun." If you shoot me, you'll miss me So, please don't act so strange. She said, "I'll only miss you once. Then I'll fire again at closer range." In the morning I felt woozy Said I guess I'll stay in bed. She said, "I'll help you feel better. I'll wrap this bat across your head." Here it is another day And my work is almost done. I could go straight on home But I think I'll stop and have some fun.