Have You Ever

Have You Ever


Have you ever hit your head
when you got out of bed
then tripped on his big shoe
And didn't know what to do

Have you ever hit your head
when you talked to Ned
When you opened a door
and instantly fell on the floor

Have you ever hit your head
When you just found out
that your man went awaul
when he last did call

Have you ever slapped him
when you were in a mad rage
then apologized and called him Jim
now he's raging and in a cage!!

04/09/2016

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Date: 4/16/2016 10:39:00 AM
Hello Theresa!! I see you still do the funny writes. I agree with Richard below. I answer "No" too!! Enjoyed this one!! Cheers, Gary
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Date: 4/16/2016 1:33:00 PM
Yes, I think I will always do the funny writes. This I also enjoy doing, making someone laugh is one of my humorous characteristics. Cheers to you as well, Gary....
Date: 4/12/2016 7:27:00 AM
Another fun one and I can honestly answer No!
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Date: 4/12/2016 10:10:00 PM
Haha!! Good comment Richard, thanks for stopping by and even answering No.. Have a great evening.
Date: 4/10/2016 2:31:00 AM
made me giggle Theresa:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 4/10/2016 11:36:00 AM
I'm so very glad I could give you a giggle Jan. It's been a long time since I had a real good laugh, things were really on shaky ground when Eve had left but now she really definitely is standing on firm ground. hugs Theresa xx
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