Have a Happy Hillbilly Wedding
Let me start off with an introduction to get you
in the mood to read this poem. Sorry, I did say
something that is wrong to a couple of my readers.
I usually don't make comments regarding any of
my poems. This one is one of my best and greatest
poems I ever have written prior to this one. It
definitely has potential for being poem of the day
but that is up to you all of my devote fans and
readers. Here goes. The title of it can be considered
as either Have A Happy Hillbilly Wedding or Married
Her Mother Instead.
It was either me she did deplore
So she stopped loving me anymore
Or I finally came to all my senses
After suffering from the consequences.
Were both of us meant for each other?
Or should I be like her big brother
Final result was that I will pass
Because he sure is a perfect ass.
Her younger brother was much the same
Maybe I will give him the total blame
For how bad she turned out to be
Like a bird wanting to set me free.
But her father hard to figure he was
Doing what every other father does
Worrying and becoming a big wreck
Can tell when you see each hen peck.
Decided to let nature take her course
Waited until her parents got a divorce
After down path many times being led
Ended up marrying her mother instead.
Was that funny, or wasn't it. Will let you decide.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015
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