Happy Wife Equals Happy Life
The other day my hubby and I had a tiny tiff,
a silly disagreement we all have once or twice,
as he came crawling for my forgiveness he said,
“HAPPY WIFE EQUALS HAPPY LIFE!”
He knows the routine as I stated the drill,
for the dog house is never for the wife,
“honey did you give me enough blankets?”
“HAPPY WIFE EQUALS HAPPY LIFE!”
“Come one, don't assume I'd leave you cold!
I'm not that mean, but I'll bring you a fork and knife.”
I guess I'm eating in the dog house once again,
“HAPPY WIFE EQUALS HAPPY LIFE!!”
This is getting ridiculous and my feet are frozen,
too many times I have slept with the wildlife,
skunks, squirrels and bats everywhere I look,
“HAPPY WIFE EQUALS HAPPY LIFE!”
Man she wears the pants in this dictatorship home,
Does she even realize she's not very nice?
“Honey, come back inside it's been a week out here.”
“Sure dear whatever you say sweet sugar and spice”
“HAPPY WIFE EQUALS HAPPY LIFE!”
Date Written: January 28, 2016
Written By: Laura Loo
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