Halloween Scrounge(R)

There is a carmel apple laying near the bustop of the bus sun tran. The carmel apple has not even been bitten yet, bye the mouse or bye the man. The carmel apple is perched upon the gravel waiting to bee discovered bye the finder. The thing has NOT been found by the flys or ants how do eye knoe i just can tell. Eye am just the carmel apple finder , yes, the Holloween scrounger. I bye knoe candy at the grocery, eye do not even steal any. Eye find enough choclate to keep mye healthy attitude. I dont need to go from door to door or scare the children with my lone stranger mask. I got a choclate chip cookie for breakfast. I got a cookie without even asking ewe. And eye dew tell ewe on tomorrow mourning it will go where no cookie has ever gone before. I hope the carmel apple does not get runned over, before the holloween scrounger can find her. PunKin seeds aer best with salt on.