Halloween Hoopla

Platoons of imps march up and down my street,

Threatening mayhem if I don't give them a treat!

There are cowboys, Indians and phantoms galore,

Holding me hostage at my own front door!

They present their goodie bags for me to fill;

(Giving them an apple doesn't at all thrill).

Sure, they'd prefer a Reese's or Snickers treat,

But, by jove, I'm keeping them for me to eat!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 10/27/2019 11:45:00 AM
GREat humor here. Loved it
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Date: 10/24/2019 10:29:00 PM
G'day Bob … that's the spirit of Halloween. Allow the kids to watch you eating the lollies and telling them it'll save a trip to the dentist - very ghoulish indeed Bob - Lindsay
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Date: 10/23/2019 5:18:00 PM
Happy Halloween my friend.
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Date: 10/22/2019 5:56:00 AM
Once a kid, always a kid. Love this, Robert. How disappointed we were when we got an apple (lol). Great write! ~Charlie
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Date: 10/16/2019 7:44:00 PM
Ha, ha! Good for you! Those ungrateful kids in your neighborhood! LOL. … Really did make me laugh, Bob! Smiles, Gershon
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 10/20/2019 7:10:00 PM
Glad it gave you a laff, Gershon. Thanks for your comment and support as always - Bob H
Date: 10/16/2019 4:26:00 PM
ha! i absolutely love the ending, bob! i always buy candy that i like on halloween so i can gobble down all the leftovers...
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Date: 10/16/2019 2:09:00 PM
- No, an apple ... they'll throw it in the garden ... it must be candies of the best quality, Bob :) - Not many people celebrate Halloween in Norway ... but it's getting more and more over the years ... and big business :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 10/16/2019 3:06:00 PM
Thank you, Anne-Lise. Halloween seems to be an American fad but I think it is catching on in other countries. Always nice to hear from you - Bob
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