Terry Flood Poet Rhyme

Hairy Fairy

There’s a fairy going round who does hair transplants in the night
She does them while your sleeping so you wake with quite a fright
I have no gripe with transplants so don’t think that I’m a moaner
But could I be recipient… and not the bloody doner!

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Sam Kauffman September 28, 2023 at 11:22 AM So funny Terry as befits your delightful sense of the absurd! Here's to not finding stray hairs on your pillow! Cheers and blessings! Terry Flood September 28, 2023 at 11:28 AM Thanks, Sam. Glad you enjoyed

Christina Bowring September 26, 2023 at 3:35 AM Made me laugh Terry - that last line! So. enjoyed it and if a poem can put a smile on the readers face - then it’s a good one! Thank you for sharing. Keep making us happy! :):) Terry Flood September 28, 2023 at 11:27 AM I’ll do my best, Christina. Thanks

Ilene Bauer September 24, 2023 at 10:41 AM thanks for the grin, terry! just what i need on a gloomy day... Terry Flood September 28, 2023 at 11:24 AM Always a pleasure, Ilene

Jan Allison September 23, 2023 at 3:11 PM lol Terry, another witty poem flows from your pen, thanks for the smiles:-)hugs Jan xx Jan Allison September 23, 2023 at 4:05 PM i have to write stuff down straight away too, a line, a phrase or just a word, but it all has to be noted or its gone, hugs jan xx Terry Flood September 23, 2023 at 3:16 PM Cheers, Jan. This just came at me out of the blue. Made me chuckle so jotted it down before it vanished.

Karen Jones September 23, 2023 at 2:43 PM Hahahaha! Good one, enjoyed this. Terry Flood September 23, 2023 at 3:07 PM Thanks, Karen. Glad you enjoyed

Lin Lane September 23, 2023 at 2:41 PM How many 'Ha Ha's' can I put here without being ridiculous? Your sense of humor has no limit,Terry. Lin Lane September 23, 2023 at 8:17 PM You better do more than visit. Get me out! Terry Flood September 23, 2023 at 3:11 PM In this world, Lin, there can never be too many Ha Ha’s. So you Ha Ha away… I’ll do my best to visit if they lock you up!