Hairy Balls

what are light green milkweed seeds called?
hairy balls!
There are three old women at the table.
One spits out her dentures.
We cannot stop laughing.
I am not kidding, one tells us.
I work at an arboretum. Look it up.
We do and we cannot stop laughing.
The guy in the booth behind the other two turns and glares at me.
I am laughing so hard now, I am crying.
They have no idea, and they keep it going and going and going.
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Hankins Avatar
December 18, 2021 at 9:56 AM
Now these are fine dining companions!!!
Krutsinger Avatar
December 18, 2021 at 8:37 PM
Oh they surely are!
Bahl Avatar
December 18, 2021 at 9:18 AM
This is too funny! And I absolutely love the title of the poem! This entire thing made me smile. : )
Krutsinger Avatar
December 18, 2021 at 8:38 PM
Thank you Cindy. I appreciate your appreciation.
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