Haggerity Waggerity Is Feared

Haggerity Waggerity is a being feared by one and all. She comes out at the end of the witch fever’s fall. Two days before Halloween we hear her cackle and flee. Come on back! She screams! Why are you afraid of me? She has turned us into toad, dinosaurs, automobiles, and once a bus. I know because this happened to my great-grand-uncle fat Gus. She has tossed lightning bolts and they have landed on my toes. When or where she will show up, none of us knows! She once chased me down when I was riding my bike. She turned it into a dragon who bit me – named Mike. Haggerity Waggerity is evil, and she makes my blood run cold. She never slows down or stops, even though she is incredibly old.