H-Less Jon

Found a new friend, his name is Jon Asked him, 'where the heck is your H?' He tried to recall and seemed to remember There was a shortage in 1938 Parents failed to put their order in on time So Jon was basically out of luck His H has been missing ever since then Poor guy it really must suck Imagine all the times people have asked him Likely driving him out of his beano Certainly can't be blamed for a tirade or two Heard he's heavily into the vino Strange how a small thing like a missing H Can affect one's psyche to the core If you happen to have an extra H lying around He'll pay a big bunch of moolah I'm sure Found a new friend, his name is Jon... © Jack Ellison 2012