Grass Was High

The grass was high, as were the weeds,

But on TV so were race-car speeds

I watched the turns - watched the spins

(My driver added to his wins!) … so …



Wife cut the grass.



A screen-door hinge was all a-skew

Gosh-darned thing had rusted through

But winnin’ down at Bowl-A-Lot

Was somethin’ at which I had a shot … so …



Wife fixed the hinge



Went ice-fishin’ – in my NEW truck,

With my pals, Ted and Buck … but

Kitchen sinks’ pipes were froze …

But, they’d thaw-out I supposed … so …



Wife fixed the pipes



Amy Beth – my wife’s sis

Sure “fills-out” her bodice

So she and I took a drive

(Showed her how I “skin” dive!) … and …



Wife said nuthin’



When I came home from work today

Wife weren’t here – she’d gone away

Why she’s gone – I got no clue

Guess I spoiled ‘er through ‘n through



Lawyer’s gonna hurt me

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 8/6/2014 9:20:00 PM
Jack,, Congratulations!!! :) On having your poem featured this week. Stopping by to say hi, and greet almost every poem, on the Poetry Soup's home page. Enjoy having your poem for all to read. Always & Forever ~LINDA~
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Date: 7/9/2014 9:02:00 PM
Guess wife had about all she could take, Jack. Pretty revealing about how clueless a husband can be. Funny but true in far too many cases. I enjoyed this one. Jack.... Robert.
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Date: 7/10/2014 2:20:00 AM
Yes, Robert, some men "just don't get it" ... and pay the consequences! Thank you for your comments. Jack C
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