Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck -Fractured Christmas Song-
Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck (Fractured Christmas Song)
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Walking from the tavern Christmas night,
He landed face first into the snow bank
Let me tell you now, it was quite the sight.
Grandpa drank whiskey and eggnog
Then mixed them with some beer,
He was dancing to techno music
And singing with Santa's reindeer.
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Walking from the tavern Christmas night,
He landed face first into the snow bank
Let me tell you now, it was quite the sight.
What will be his excuse to grandma
When she smells alcohol on his breath?
He'll probably say he got into a fight
Santa almost beat him half to death.
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Walking from the tavern Christmas night,
He landed face first into the snow bank
Let me tell you now, it was quite the sight.
Grandpa staggered out of the tavern
He was running into the walls,
Let me say, his vision was rather blurred
When his pet doberman bit him in the b@lls.
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Walking from the tavern Christmas night,
He landed face first into the snow bank
Let me tell you now, it was quite the sight.
He had tire marks up his backside
Serves him right for getting drunk,
The driver of the beer truck picked him up
And stuffed grandpa in the trunk.
Grandpa got run over by a beer truck
Walking from the tavern Christmas night,
He landed face first into the snow bank
Let me tell you now, it was quite the sight.
Copyright Cynthia Jones
Dec.24/2005
It took me a year to figure out what to write, but here it is. :0)
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