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Grandma Does Not Play

Pirate Johnny Betty Boobie Bird was in a throat-cutting, slashing, bashing, crashing, gnashing mood. So he stood in front of a mirror, Making the most swishy sword movements he could make, with his Excaliber sword, swearing up his pirate swears. His mother heard him, rolled his eyes and laughed. His father smiled, and his grandma went to the bathroom. Within minutes, Pirate Johnny Betty Boobie Bird and his parents were all three sitting with a bar of soap in their mouths. Grandma did not play. And she did not think They were being good parents.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 4/6/2019 5:38:00 PM
Hahahaha! Love it!! ;D
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/7/2019 12:09:00 AM
You can see, and you know.
Date: 4/6/2019 1:50:00 PM
And with that I think I've peed my pants! Geez, that imagery!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/7/2019 12:09:00 AM
Thank you M.L. I had to re-write this about a thousand times to get it this way, and to sound "hahahaha" natural.