Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Who could have known
Or ever proposed
That Kansas farm girl
Would land back in Oz

Who could have guessed
All this no less
From that moment on
Would be such a mess

All because Dorthy 
Went High Royalty 
Ever since those ruby reds
She's had a need for the bling

Now she likes to buy
Everything in her sight
With Munchkins for servants
Who serve her outright 

Then came the day
She ran out of dough
And the Lollipop Guild 
Mentioned the road

Where few have been told
And even less know
That the Yellow Brick Road
Is really made out of gold

That's the happiest she's been
Since she arrived 
As the shimmer and glimmer
Cha-Chinged in her eyes

She called her three friends
Clueing  them in
The Lion, the Scarecrow
And of course the Tin Man

As a matter of fact 
Tin Man bring your ax
I have just the job
For you to get down with that

That's now where we are
I am sad to report
The Yellow Brick Road
Is now nothing but dirt

But sweet Dorthy dear
Has plenty of stuff
Though she still has her eyes
On the emeralds of Oz



I'd like to thank Daniel Turner for 
knocking on my noggin with this idea.
Unless it all goes terribly wrong...
then forget I even mentioned this.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Flats Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 9:23 AM
sounds like a conspiracy:-) freewheelin' fun! ~ j
Hoffman Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 8:40 AM
Last I heard the munchkins took off with the last pieces of it, lol! Enjoyed as always your great imaginative fun poem Mike!:)
Sands Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 8:16 AM
Good one Mike. I agree with others. I like to see your humor. :)
Turner Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 7:40 AM
Sounds like a real "gold digger" Mike. Love the humor as always.
Hauser  Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 7:40 AM
Ive got the album too...along with everything Elton had ever done! My favorite artist!
Allison Avatar
November 4, 2016 at 7:30 AM
The title pulled me in as I have the Elton John yellow vinyl of that name lol. Fabulous imaginative write Mike I love your humour:-) hugs Jan xx
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