Gone Fishing- a Whale of a Tale

This may sound a tad bit strange
But I can promise you it's true
It all took place in the fishing town
Of Pleasant Valley one sunny afternoon

All of the sudden fishing line started popping
Out of the lake onto the shore
Not one or two lines, expect as you might
But lines tossed out by the score

Each and everyone had items attached 
Some candy bars while others had cans of beer
There were even a few diamond rings 
The kind the ladies love to wear

People in surrounding towns soon heard about
All the hub bub down at Pleasant Valley Lake
They all jumped in their cars and like shooting stars
Shot out across the state

They arrived there in time to each grab a line
And give that line a slight tug
Realizing to late, dragged into the lake
Rub a Dub Dub straight into the tub

Just as quick as this whale of a tale got started
All the fishing lines were drawn away
The only ones left were the few who got tossed back
Because the fish had reached their limit that day

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 8/11/2016 7:34:00 PM
Whale, I never heard of such a funny whale tale before Mike! Thanks for the chuckle!:)
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Date: 8/11/2016 3:56:00 PM
Mike, You are a bloody riot!! Thank you so much for the laughs which you now provide on a daily basis. Lol This is soooo funny! LOl
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Date: 8/11/2016 4:47:00 PM
Thanks...l love to write the funny ones!
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