Goldilocks and the Bears

As Goldilocks finished eating the bears porridge, she took a nice nap upstairs and ended up snoring, waking up to hear the three bears come home, she thought she was like Kevin, home alone, Running quickly down the massive flight of stairs, like an olympian champion past the three fuming bears, still running she laughed about her breaking and entering, till Smokey the bear pulled her over and started questioning, Goldilocks started to sweat and to stammer, Smokey the bear coming down with a hammer, locking her up for stealing food and other charges, Goldi started picking locks while penned up in the slammer, Escaping and running through the woods, she was on the lam, like a fugitive, till she ran into the the Papa Bears face, tired of eating porridge, Goldi was gone witout a trace. 11-2-16