Golden Rules At the Finest Schools

I sent my daughter to the finest schools where she learned all the golden rules Race-baiting pays, one's pronouns are weighed with marijuana fill up the ashtrays 'B-' student in high school, all 'A's' in college 'Hmmm,' I thought to myself, 'No way!' Then I glanced at the names of her courses 'Kweer Poetry' and 'Intro to Transphobic Horses' So, I told my daughter she'd have to transfer into 'Business' ~ to be a hemp entrepeneur