Gershon Wolf Poet Couplet

Golden Rules At the Finest Schools

I sent my daughter to the finest schools
     where she learned all the golden rules

   Race-baiting pays, one's pronouns are weighed
     with marijuana fill up the ashtrays 

   'B-' student in high school, all 'A's' in college
     'Hmmm,' I thought to myself, 'No way!'

   Then I glanced at the names of her courses
     'Kweer Poetry' and 'Intro to Transphobic Horses'

   So, I told my daughter she'd have to transfer
     into 'Business' ~ to be a hemp entrepeneur

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David Fisher October 19, 2023 at 5:35 PM Another apt poem on those whacky wokies. Love the business decision at the end! Gershon Wolf October 19, 2023 at 6:28 PM Strictly business, David -- monkey business!

Kim Rodrigues October 19, 2023 at 5:56 AM Reminds me of my dad telling my daughter: Sure get a belly ring, just don’t install it. (Those Dad one liners are priceless) Gershon Wolf October 19, 2023 at 6:33 PM Hahahahaha. Dad jokes are the best!!

John Lawless October 19, 2023 at 5:48 AM sadly they can't spell C A T but they know all its pronouns... Gershon Wolf October 19, 2023 at 6:34 PM They can spell cat, but they don't know what it/he/she/they/we mean.

Karen Jones October 18, 2023 at 7:48 PM This made me giggle. Great you are a supportive dad. Gershon Wolf October 19, 2023 at 6:36 PM I try my best with my kids. Often feel like a failure...