Terry Flood Poet Limerick

Going Green - Bawdy

For his vegan girlfriend called Tina
One Christmas he painted his weener
She had to guffaw
Compared to before
His weener was now a lot greener

That nice thoughtful guy was called Keith
And just to avoid any grief 
He said go on eat
It’s really not meat
But darling take care with your teeth

She grabbed it and he could sure feel it
He’s praying to God he can heal it
She got so exited
His weener was blighted
He didn’t expect her to peel it

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Lindsay Laurie August 9, 2021 at 9:39 PM G'day Terry ... Keith might be on rations for a month or two and be walking like a bow legged cowboy - another beauty Terry - Lindsay Terry Flood August 10, 2021 at 7:02 AM I actually didn’t know where I was going with this. When I wrote the last line I almost winced! Thanks Lindsay. Terry

Andrea Dietrich August 3, 2021 at 5:08 PM Hilarious one!!! and one crazy lady Terry Flood August 3, 2021 at 5:13 PM My excuse is, I was really engrossed in a long long epic (Mad Molly Shaw) and I needed a break. So, I thought (as you do) I’ll write some smut. Glad you enjoyed, Andrea. Terry

Gershon Wolf August 3, 2021 at 4:04 PM Go green -- and Gag. ~ Obscenities Removed ~ Remorse, of course Terry Flood August 3, 2021 at 5:17 PM I can handle obscenities... I just wish I’d realised that paint was indelible. Cheers Gershon. Terry (the Cucumber)

Rico Leffanta August 1, 2021 at 11:23 AM Echoing Tom's "Ouch!" Vegans always toss the best part . . ... Terry Flood August 1, 2021 at 5:27 PM I don’t think I want tossed salad ever again, Rico. Terry

Tom Cunningham August 1, 2021 at 2:03 AM Ouch, call 999, nurses have seen it all so nothing to be embarrassed about.lol Tom PS, you seen Charles Messini's contest, I know you'll come up trumps excuse the pun. Tom Terry Flood August 1, 2021 at 1:04 PM Thanks, Tom. I hadn’t seen Charles’ contest but I have now entered a ditty. Thanks for the nod. ;-) Terry